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Who said religion is not fun? Here are actual messages from
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real church bulletins. The names of the churches are not
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given to protect the guilty.
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1. This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and
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north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both
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ends.
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2. Tuesday evening there will be an ice cream social. All
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ladies giving milk, please come early.
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3. Wednesday, the ladies liturgy society will meet. Mrs
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Johnson will sing: "Put me in my little bed," accompanied
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by the Pastor.
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4. Thursday at 5pm there will be a meeting of the little
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mothers club. All those wishing to be come little mothers,
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please meet the minister in his study.
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5. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Johnson to
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come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
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6. The services will close with "little drops of water."
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One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the
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congregation will join in.
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7. On sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray
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the expenses of the new carpet. All those wishing to do
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something on the carpet, come forward and get a piece of
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paper.
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8. The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every
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kind and they may be seen in the church basement on friday
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afternoon.
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9. A bean supper will be held saturday evening in the
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church basement. Music will follow.
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10. The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the
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birth of David Alan Belser, the sin of Reverend and Mrs.
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Julius Belser.
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