44 lines
2.0 KiB
Plaintext
44 lines
2.0 KiB
Plaintext
JAP RAP
|
||
-------
|
||
We're Jap girls, and we take no crap When we deliver our JAP RAP.
|
||
"Get out of bed", my mother begs. "The maid is cooking scrambled eggs."
|
||
I listen to see if my watch still ticks, "Oh my god! It's ten to six."
|
||
Gotta get up and do my hair. I kiss my pink teddy bear.
|
||
|
||
I comb my hair eight diffrent ways. "My birthday is in nine months and twenty
|
||
six days !"
|
||
|
||
I take my socks out of my shoes. One is red and one is blue.
|
||
I wonder what Yom Kippur means, While I force on my tight jeans.
|
||
I look real skinny to the guys. Because these jeans compact my thighs.
|
||
I wear mom's earrings. They're on loan, They go down to my collar bone.
|
||
I put some braceletts on my wrist. Any more then 90 and my mom gets pissed!
|
||
I get to class just on time. And copy answers from a brainy slime.
|
||
I tell everyone I failed my test. Or every other one i guessed.
|
||
The test comes back I start to whine. "I GOT ONLY A 99!"
|
||
Another girl got 82. "I'm glad I didn't cheat off her !"
|
||
The other Japs are just like me They never get below a B.
|
||
We put on make-up in the hall. 16 pounds between us all.
|
||
18 pounds including me. I slop it on till I can barely see.
|
||
Thats O.K. because I'm happy. It's very rare when your this jappy.
|
||
So don't push us or we'll start to whine. Your daddy's poor compared to mine.
|
||
I'll pull out in my brand new car. Only white wall tires spit up the tar.
|
||
I got it on sweet sixteen. The roof is pink and the body is green
|
||
|
||
From the rear view mirror hang big foam dice. And 18 smurfs, they look real
|
||
nice.
|
||
|
||
All the Japs they live in Tappan. We never lose our tan.
|
||
Cause twice a year since I was eight We went down to the Sunshine State.
|
||
We have a summer house down there. My grandfather and father share.
|
||
|
||
My pen-pal boyfriend lives down there. But wait, I just say that, it's really
|
||
not true.
|
||
|
||
Those letters are for my friends to see. They don't know they were written by
|
||
me.
|
||
|
||
I gotta go. That's all for now Catch ya later ciao.
|
||
Were Jap girls we take no crap When we deliver our Jap rap.
|
||
JAP GIRLS!
|
||
|