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50 lines
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The Manager
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Y.M.C.A. Hotel
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London
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Roma 28. Sept, 1988
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Dear Signore Direttore
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Now I am tella you story wot I was a-treated at your hotella. I am a-comma from
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Roma as tourist to London and stay a-younga Christian man at your hotella.
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When I comma in the room I see there is no shit in the bed. How can I sleep with
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no shit in my bed ? So I calla down to receptione and tella: " I want shit."
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They tella me: "Go to toilet." I say: "No, no I wanta shit in my bed." They say:
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"You'd better not shit in your bed, you sonna-va-bitch."
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What is " sonna-va-bitch" ?
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I go down for breakfast into restorante. I order bacon and egga and to pisses
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of toast. I getta only one piss of toast. I tella waitress and point at toast:
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" I wanna piss." She tella me: "Go to toilet." I say: "No, no I wanna piss on
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my plate." She then tella to me: "You'd bloody wella not piss on the plate,
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you sonna-va-bitch."
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That is the second person who do not know me calla me "sonna-va-bitch:" And
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why is your staff replying: "Go to toilet" ? Is that a modern worda?
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Later I go for dinner in your restorante. Spoon and knife is laid out, but no
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fock. I tella waitress: "I wanna fock." She tella me: "Sure, everyone wanna
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fock." I tella her: "No, no you don't understanda me, I wanna fock on the
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table." She tella me: "So you sonna-va-bitch wanna fock on table?
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Get your ass out of here!"
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How comma this Christian hotella tella the guest in such bed manner ?
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So I go to receptione and aska for bill. I no wanna stay in this hotel no more.
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When I have paid the billa the portier say to me:" Thank you and piss on you."
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I say:" Piss on you too, you sonna-va-bitch. I now go backa to Italy."
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Direttore, I never wanna stay in your hotella no more, you sonna-va-bitch.
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Sincerely
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Luigi Martini
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