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INTELLIGENCE TEST NAME__________________________
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1. If you went to bed at 8 o'clock and set the alarm to get up at 9 o'clock
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in the morning, how many hours of sleep do you get?
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2. Do they have a fourth of July in Norway?
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3. How many birthdays does an average man have?
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4. Why can't a man living in Winston-Salem N.C. be buried west of the
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Mississippi R.?
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5. If you had only one match and entered a room in which there was a kerosene
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lamp, an oil heater and a woodburning stove...which would you light first?
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6. Some months have 30 days, some 31. How many have 28 days?
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7. If a doctor gave you 3 pills and told you to take one every half-hour, how
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long would the pills last you?
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8. A man builds a house with four sides. Each side has a southern exposure.
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A bear comes by. What color is the bear?
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9. How far can a dog run into the woods?
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10. What 4 words appear on every denomination of U.S. coin?
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11. In baseball and softball, how many outs in each inning?
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12. If you have 2 U.S. coins which total $.55 in value, and one is not a
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nickel, what are the coins?
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13. A farmer had 17 sheep. All but one died. How many were left?
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14. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
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15. Two men are playing checkers. They play 5 games and each man wins the
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same number of games. How can you figure this out?
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16. Take 2 apples from 3 apples and what do you have?
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17. An archeologist claimed he found some gold coins dated 4 B.C. Do you
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think he did? Explain...
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18. A woman gives a begger $.50. The woman is the begger's sister, but the
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beggar is not the woman's brother. How are they related?
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19. Is it legal in N. Carolina for a man to marry his widow's sister?
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20. How many animals of each species did Moses take aboard the Ark with him?
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ANSWERS TO INTELLIGENCE TEST
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1. ONE HOUR
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2. YES, CALENDARS EVERYWHERE HAVE A 4TH OF JULY
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3. ONLY ONE, THE REST ARE ANNIVERSARYS
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4. HE HAS TO BE DEAD FIRST
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5. THE MATCH
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6. ALL OF THEM HAVE 28 DAYS
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7. ONE HOUR
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8. WHITE (A POLAR BEAR)
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9. ONLY HALF-WAY THEN HE'S RUNNING OUT OF THE WOODS
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10. IN GOD WE TRUST
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11. SIX
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12. A HALF DOLLAR AND A NICKEL, THE OTHER ONE IS A NICKEL
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13. ONE
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14. 25
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15. EACH WINS TWO AND TIES ONE
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16. 2 APPLES
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17. NO. CHRIST WAS UNKNOWN IN B.C.
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18. THE BEGGER IS THE WOMAN'S SISTER
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19. NO. THE MAN IS DEAD (HIS WIDOW!!)
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20. ZILCH...NOAH TOOK THE ANIMALS ON THE ARK
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SCORING: 16 - 20 = GENIUS
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11 - 15 = NORMAL
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8 - 10 = SUBNORMAL
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5 - 7 = IDIOT
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0 - 4 = ?????
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