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# Humor
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Many, many attempts at being Funny
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## SUBDIRECTORIES
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/index.gemini COMPUTER
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/JOKES/index.gemini JOKES
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/MLVERB/index.gemini MLVERB
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/index.gemini REAL
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/TAGLINES/index.gemini TAGLINES
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## FILES
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/101nos.txt [ 5101] 101 Easy Ways to Say No
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/1988.hilite [ 12221] The Most Important Events of 1988, from the San Francisco Sunday Examiner and Chronicle (1989)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/20types [ 1557] The 20 Types of People You Might Meet in the Men's Room
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/21types.txt [ 1531] 21 Types of People You Might Meet in the Men's Room!
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/59insn.txt [ 5456] The Warning Signs of Insanity
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/a-zfuck.txt [ 2572] The A-Z of Foul Language, by Deadbeat/Independent
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/aa.jok [ 1613] The Alcoholics' Anthem (To the Tune of Men of Harlech)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/abbott.txt [ 8192] The Famous Abbott and Costello "Who's on First?" Routine
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/aclamt.txt [ 3237] Supposed Medical Terms for Unpleasant, but Funny, Situations, from the National Lampoon
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/acronym.lis [ 8382] All Over List of Acronyms, 1990
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/acronym.txt [ 1214] Acronyms for the 1990's
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/acronyms.txt [ 88234] A Public-Domain Acronym/Abbreviation List
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/adcopy.hum [ 2444] Jason writes a bizzare Satanic Ad
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/addrmeri.txt [ 1950] Merit Badges for Man Scouts
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/admin.txt [ 2433] The Discovery of Administratium, the Heaviest Element
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/advrtize.txt [ 6962] It's an Ad Ad Ad Ad World
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/age.txt [ 2381] Were You Born Before 1945? You're a Survivor!
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/aggie.txt [ 1616] Letter from Aggie Mother to Her Son
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/aids.txt [ 27477] AIDS: Fact or Fiction? by Mr. Yuk, Mr. Telephone, and Mr. Weather (January 11, 1986)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/airlines [ 3109] The Things I Hate and Love about Airlines, by Michael Rosen
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/alabama.txt [ 1865] Alabama Mom to Alabama Son (A Letter)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/alcatax.txt [ 3328] The Alcoholics' Tax Return
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/alflog.txt [ 4893] My Life on Planet Earth: ALF's Secret Diary
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/ambrose.bie [ 5752] The Devil's Dictionary: Assulting Society
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/amchap2.txt [ 1468] How to Do a Kung-Fu Coin Grab
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/anim_lif.txt [ 22602] Life Imitating Art (About Growing Up in a Anime High School) by Curtis H. Hoffmann (November 28, 1992)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/annoy.fascist [ 8367] 101 Ways to Annoy a Facist by The Deth Vegetable and Lyndon LaRouche
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/answers [ 1631] Quick Answers to General Subjects. Well, Sort of.
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/anthropo.stu [ 5698] The Pedagological Tribal System of Primitive Cultures of the Scientific Research Community by Sara Duncan
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/arab.dic [ 2352] Useful Phrases to Know When Traveling in Muslim Areas
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/argotdic.txt [ 15172] Junk Culture Dictionary of Argot
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/art-fart.hum [ 8192] The Art of the Fart by the Guild Thieves
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/atombomb.hum [ 5997] How to Make an Atomic Bomb in 10 Easy Steps
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/att.txt [ 4633] Dealing with an AT&T Telemarketer
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/aussie.lng [ 9014] Dictionary of Australian Speak
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/b-2.jok [ 1932] Statement by Rep. Edward J. Markey against the B-2 stealth bomber, July 26
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/bad [ 22169] Things Might Seem Really Bad
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/bad-d [ 7168] You Know it's a Bad Day When.... by the Red Phantom
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/bad.jok [ 1312] You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when.....
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/badday.hum [ 4491] A Basically Bad Day
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/bagelope.txt [ 1971] The Ecology of the Bagelope, by Kel'anth (Bagels to You and Me)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/bank.rob [ 4359] Rules for Bank Robbers
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/barney.cn1 [ 4817] The Barney Chronicles, Volume 1, Issue 1, by Chameleon Prime
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/barney.txt [ 68697] The Day of the Barney
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/bb [ 4131] Role Playing Beavis and Butthead
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/bbq.txt [ 3456] Legal Agreement to Host a Barbeque
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/beapimp.hum [ 3395] How to Be a Pimp, guaranteed to... well, maybe not.
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/beave.hum [ 3856] Beaver Gone Bad! Fiction by Pete Stocton and Baron Von Crash
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/beer.hum [ 2672] 52 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/beerdiag.txt [ 3095] Beer Diagnostics List
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/beerjesus.hum [ 689] Why Beer is Better than Jesus
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/bible.txt [ 598] Bible Misinterpretations
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/bigpic1.hum [ 2766] The Big Picture (Iceland Summit) by A. Whitney Brown
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/billcat.hum [ 4770] Exploring Bill the Cat's Brain, by Motorhead
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/bimg.prn [ 15758] The Bimbo Glossary
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/bitchcar.hum [ 4337] How to make The Most Bitchenest Car, by The Dead Kennedy
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/bitnet.txt [ 29450] Nutworks, the Electronic Humor Magazine Issue #21 (January, 1988)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/blackapp.hum [ 2390] Rabidly offensive racist employment form
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/blackhol.hum [ 5203] New Information on Black Holes
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/blaster.hum [ 1253] How to make a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/bless.bc [ 1594] Bless B.C. I Stay
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/blooprs1.asc [ 13776] The World According to Student Bloopers by Richard Lederer of St. Paul's School
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/bmdn01.txt [ 13824] ABL's Barney Must Die Newsletter Issue #1 (May 1993)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/boatmemo.jok [ 5117] The Summer Boat Ride Memos
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/boe.hum [ 10598] Tales from the Bureau of Explosives
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/boneles2.txt [ 15330] Manifesto of the Church of Holly Farms by Clorox Albatross
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/bored.txt [ 16723] Things to Do When Bored
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/boston.geog [ 274] Boston Geography in One Paragraph
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/browneco.hum [ 7420] Conference with Christopher Browne of Hagar
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/btcisfre.hum [ 2518] Bill the Cat is MY Friend! By the Motorhead
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/bugbreak.hum [ 3729] How to Make Bugs Breakdance, by The Daredevil
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/bugs.txt [ 5094] How to Make Bugs Breakdance by The Daredevil (Includes Menu of Textfiles)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/butwrong.hum [ 9106] But it Would Be Wrong, by Bill Safire
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/buzzword.hum [ 1185] How to whip out some corporate buzzwords
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/bw-phwan.hat [ 3325] Philosophical Ramblings by Buckwheat
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/bw-summe.hat [ 1674] Just what the hell IS Summer?
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/cabbage.txt [ 5686] The Night of the Cabbage Patch Kids, by Thomas Covenant of the Phido Phreaks
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/calculus.txt [ 2748] The Event of the Calculus Exam
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/calif.hum [ 731] Why I Hate California
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/calvin.txt [ 7280] Interview with Calvin (of Calvin and Hobbes) running for President
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/cancer.rat [ 4030] Living in Cages Linked to Cancer in Lab Rats!
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/carowner.txt [ 1717] The 6 Major Personality Traits of Car Owners, from Weld Pond
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/cars.txt [ 3302] Large List of "Alternate" Acronyms for Lots of Car Makes
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/cartoon.law [ 3992] The Cartoon Laws, by Trevor Paquette and Lt. Justin D. Baldwin
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/cartoon.laws [ 4601] The Cartoon Laws, by Trevor Paquette & Lt. Justin D. Baldwin
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/cartoon_.txt [ 3865] O'Donnell's Laws of Cartoon Motion, from the June 1980 Esquire
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/cartoon_laws.txt [ 4523] The Cartoon Laws, by Trevor Paquette & Lt. Justin D. Baldwin
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/cartwb.son [ 4087] Alternate Explanation for the Lyrics in a Bugs Bunny Song
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/catballs.hum [ 2058] Looking at the Cat's Balls, by Charles Bulkowski
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/catin.hat [ 4412] Sigmund Freud on Seuss, by Josh LeBeau
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/catranch.hum [ 2685] Dewey, Cheatham, and Screw Internal Memorandum
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/catstory.txt [ 2137] A Cat, a Tree, and a New Word
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/cbmatic.hum [ 5517] The New Ronco CB-Matic
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/cform2.txt [ 5743] Standardized Bonehead Reply Form
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/chainltr.txt [ 1744] The Toilet Chain letter
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/change.hum [ 2290] A Comedy of Errors around Cable Cars
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/cheapin.la [ 4223] Supposedly True Funny Interoffice Memo from the LA Times
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/chickens.jok [ 3892] How Many Chickens Can You Fit Into a Generic Pontiac?
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/childhoo.jok [ 17034] The Etiology & Treatment of Childhood
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/childrenbooks.txt [ 1507] Children's Books You'll Never See
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/chinesec.hum [ 2465] Chinese Profanity Translations
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/chunnel.txt [ 3023] Ode to the Chunnel, or Why the English do Not Want a Channel Tunnel
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/church.sto [ 4424] Funny (Supposedly True) Church Stories
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/climbing.let [ 27721] Climbing Letters to the Editor Part II
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/co-car.jok [ 1876] How to Recognize a Company Car
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/cockney.alp [ 1498] The Cockney Alphabet
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/coffee.txt [ 9763] Smurf Liberation Front presents the S.L.F. Coffee File by Lithium Clown
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/coffeebeerwomen.txt [ 3547] Coffee and Beer: Better Then Women
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/cogdis.txt [ 9667] Short Paper about Cognitive Dissondance
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/cold.fus [ 5812] I'm Going to Assume This is Some Sort of HillBilly joke.
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/coldfake.hum [ 4006] How To Fake Cold Symptoms by The Daredevil
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/collected_quotes.txt [ 50622] Aaron Fuegi's Collected Quotations
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/college.hum [ 3682] The Top Ten Lists Go to College, by The Deth Vegetable
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/college.sla [ 19350] The Complete College Slang Dictionary
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/college.txt [ 6483] How to Get into College by Ian Osmond (Xiphias Gladius)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/commutin.jok [ 12782] Commuting for the Beginner
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/computer.txt [ 7195] Things to Do in a Computer Lab
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/comrevi1.hum [ 20963] Don Tylers Splash Page: Comic Reviews, Setember 1985
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/conan.txt [ 13915] The Adventures of Conan the Librarian, by Alan Arnold
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/confucius_say.txt [ 2886] Confucius Say.....
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/consp.txt [ 49422] A Complete List of All The Stuff That's Probably in the Big Government Warehouse of All The Stuff You're Not Supposed to Know About
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/contract.moo [ 11908] Some Completely Over the Top Contract
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/cookie.1 [ 33745] The Fortune Cookie File from Karl Lehenbauer (January 14, 1989)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/cooking.jok [ 1980] A Definition of Cooking Terms
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/coollngo2.txt [ 3502] Cyberpunk Street Slang: The Cool Lingo of 2020
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/cooplaws [ 2647] Cooper's Laws of Life
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/cops.txt [ 971] Top Twelve Things NOT to Say to a Cop
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/corporat.txt [ 1440] The Creation of Corporate Policy
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/court.quips [ 2035] Disorder in the Court: a Collection of 'Transquips' by Richard Lederer
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/cowexplo.hum [ 7613] The Legend of the Cow Exploder!
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/coyote.txt [ 11939] COYOTE v. ACME (Wiley E. Coyote, Plaintifff v. Acme Company, Defendant)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/cuchy.hum [ 8524] La Cucaracha, by Mr. Sandman
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/cucumber.jok [ 5739] The "why cu_CUM_bers are better than men" list
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/cucumber.txt [ 2177] Why Cucumbers are Better Than Men
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/curiousgeorgie.txt [ 4081] Curious Georgie by The Penguin
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/curse.txt [ 4294] Spanish Obscenities and Insults Dictionary by Midnight Sorrow
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/d-ned.hum [ 3525] The Saga of D-Ned.
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/dark.suc [ 6521] The Theory of Dark Suckers by Paul Holmgren
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/dead-r [ 3079] 50 Extended Uses for a Dead Rubber, by The Banana Peel and the Garbage Can
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/dead1.txt [ 15405] The Dead Docs: Part 1, by Bryan E. Slatner (Dedaparamaxx) (1992)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/dead2.txt [ 32397] DEAD2.DOC: A Musical Drama in -V- Parts from the Dedaparamaxx Productions
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/dead3.txt [ 59417] DEAD3.DOC: Our Heroes Enter Cyberspace by Dedaparamaxxaginos Productions
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/dead4.txt [ 68489] DEAD IV: Revenge of the Siberian Dwarf Teenage Mutant Ninja Samurai BBS Girls from Hell with Hormones That Go Bump In the Night: A Romance
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/dead5.txt [ 78620] DEAD V: Raiders of the Lost Byte by Dedaparamaxxaginos
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/deathhem.txt [ 2771] Standard Procedure on Death of Employee (A Memo, April 1, 1985)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/dedpussy.txt [ 7734] 50 Uses for the Household Pussy, by Gross Genitalia, December 04, 1989
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/deep.txt [ 8419] Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/defectiv.hum [ 3363] Devective Defectors
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/desk.txt [ 641] Top Things that Suck at Emerson College's Library
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/deterior.hum [ 1787] DETERIORATA
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/devils.jok [ 13529] Excerpts from "The Devil's Dictionary", by Ambrose Pierce, 1911
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/diesmurf.txt [ 2805] A Collection of Anti-Smurf Poetry, by The Smuggler and the Highwayman of Underground Communications (1985)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/dieter.txt [ 2933] Transcription of a Mike Myers "Sprockets" Skit from Saturday Night Live
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/dingding.hum [ 3543] A Little Ding In the Door
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/dirtword.txt [ 4832] Words that are Not Heard on Public TV, by George Carlin
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/disaster.hum [ 2327] Reflections on Disaster
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/disclmr.txt [ 3312] A General Disclaimer
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/disclym.txt [ 3312] The Supreme Disclaimer
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/doc-says.txt [ 3072] What the Doctor Says and What the Doctor Means
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/engineer.hum [ 2097] The Condemned: A poem
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/english.txt [ 12026] A Collection of Language Questions with Answers
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/female.jok [ 2556] Chemical Analysis on the "Woman" Element
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/final-ex.txt [ 3915] The Ultimate Final Examination
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/flattax.hum [ 2940] The Flat-Out Tax Revisited
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/goforth.hum [ 5681] o Forth and Wait, a Play in One Act
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/lotsa.jok [ 25057] Grab-Bag of Jokes
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/lucky.cha [ 3492] Judge Who You Are by the Lucky Charms Marshmallows you Like
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/ludeinfo.hum [ 9298] The Luding Chronicles, by Sinbad Sailor!
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/madhattr.jok [ 3019] How to Ceelbrate Mad Hatter Day
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/malechem.txt [ 2513] MEN: The Chemical Analysis
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/manilla.hum [ 1923] Mania in Manilla
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/manners.txt [ 97539] Types of Real Trouble
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/manspace.hum [ 47669] A timeline of Men in Space, 1962-1984
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/math.far [ 3177] How Math Has Been Taught in the Last Few Decades
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/meinkamp.hum [ 10430] Well, it's more about Unicorns than Hitler...
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/melodram.hum [ 16081] All that Glitters: A Play
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/middle.age [ 5560] History from the Middle Ages to the Present in 70 Messed-Up Lines
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/naughty.hum [ 3766] SEVEN Dirty Words? Try DOZENS!
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/pepsideg.txt [ 5451] The Pepsi Degeneration by Morpheous
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/pickup.lin [ 1582] The Canonical List of Male Pickup Lines
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/pracjoke.txt [ 18017] Collection of Practical Joke Ideas
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/practica.txt [ 181387] The Ultimate List of Practical Jokes
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/prawblim.hum [ 3709] What's up with these MIDDAY COMMERCIALS?
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/prayer.hum [ 1269] Governor Edwards' Prayer
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/primes.jok [ 2493] Is Nine Prime?
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/pro-fact.hum [ 28670] Miscellaneous Facts about Abortion
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/problem.txt [ 3532] E-Z Problem Solving Flowchart
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/progrs.gph [ 11264] The Definite Last Word on Geeks by Diamond Dave Letterman
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/proof.met [ 3453] Examples of Different Methods of "Proof"
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/prooftec.txt [ 1327] Weirdly Rewritten Collection of Proofs
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/proposal.jok [ 3167] What those Proposals Really Mean
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/prover_w.iso [ 2935] The Book of Proverbial Wisdom
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/psalm.reagan [ 1042] The Psalm of Ronald Reagan
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/psalm_nixon [ 967] The Nixon's Prayer
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/psych_pr.quo [ 4396] Quotes from Professor Ralph Noble, a Professor of Psychology at RPI
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/psycho.txt [ 9682] Managing Interpersonal Relationships
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/pukeprom.jok [ 5737] My Story of Puking at My Prom After Eating Pizza Drunk!
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/pun.txt [ 10183] A Collection of Shaggy Dog Stories
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/pussy.hum [ 3648] Man, I sure Do Love Them Cats
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/puzzle.spo [ 3754] The Solution to the "I know Now!" Mathematical Puzzle
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/puzzles.jok [ 1413] Completely Freaky Lateral Thinking Puzzles
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/python_s.ong [ 1221] The Monty Python Philosphers' Song
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/q.pun [ 7239] Large Collection of "Q" Puns
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/quack26.txt [ 102752] The Holy Book of QUACK!
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/quantum.jok [ 4281] The Actual History of Quantum MEchanics
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/quantum.phy [ 3969] The Topic for Today is Quantum Physics, by Andrew Arensburger (June 12, 1989)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/quest.hum [ 49489] Quest, by Plastique
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/quick.jok [ 8065] Quick List of Joking Definitions
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/quotes.bug [ 2384] Collection of Lesser Known Quotes from the Engineers of Hewlett Packard
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/quotes.jok [ 16782] Collection of Interesting Quotes from All Over
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/quotes.txt [ 4326] Some Quotes from the Usenet Newsgroup "rec.arts.comics"
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/quux_p.oem [ 56385] The Great Quux: Random Poetry and Other Loses, by Guy L. Steele, Jr.
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/r-smurf.d&d [ 2252] The Smurf Class in D&D
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/rabbit.txt [ 1793] Confess That You're a Rabbit!
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/racist.net [ 11117] Someone Gets REALLY Oversensitive about the Usenet
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/radiolaf.hum [ 4754] The American Comedy Network!
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/rapmastr.hum [ 3332] Rap Master Ronnie (Reagan)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/ratspit.hum [ 2130] De-Ethylene Bromate by Stud Muffin
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/raven.hum [ 4064] Interrip Report on the Raven
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/readme.bat [ 6281] Holy Time-Warp, Batman!
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/reagan.hum [ 962] Quite Note off to John Hinckley
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/rec.por [ 3576] Parody about Brad Tampleton's Racist Joke Debate
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/record_.gap [ 4423] The Lurker in the interrecord Gap
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/red-neck.jks [ 2352] You Might Be Considered a Redneck if....
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/reddwarf.sng [ 1706] Ghost Filkers In The Hall (Filk Song)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/reddye.hum [ 3415] Caught Red Handed, by Thos. O'Brien
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/religion.txt [ 9958] The Shit List!
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/renorthr.txt [ 1374] Northridge Earthquake Signage (April 10, 1994)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/rent-a_cat [ 4240] I Would Like to Borrow a Cat
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/rentals.hum [ 3583] Rental Cars, by Thos. O'Brien
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/report.hum [ 1487] Report on Ethan Fromme
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/residncy.jok [ 4967] Application to Live in New Hampshire
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/resrch_phrase [ 1347] A Dictionary of Useful Research Phrases
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/rinaldo.jok [ 4165] Rinaldo's Laws of Organizations
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/ripoffpc.hum [ 13617] Hey, Robert Briggs was REALLY Ripped Off!
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/roach.asc [ 1006] Search is On for World's Biggest Roach
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/roadpizz.txt [ 6593] The Complete Guide to Road Pizza written by Black Kat
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/robot.tes [ 3754] Are You About to Employ a Robot? (A Test) (December 2, 1989)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/rocking.hum [ 7113] The Daredevil's Classifications of Rock Music
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/rocky.hor [ 59188] The Rocky Horror Picture Show Script and Suggested Audience Participation
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/rocky_ho.rro [ 60912] Rocky Horror Script/Suggestions for Audience Participation
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/roi.txt [ 3442] JOKE: Notice of Revocation of Independence, from the BBC
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/rolls.hum [ 4168] Would You Buy a Used Rolls From This Bhagwan? By Thos. O'Brien
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/romance.hum [ 915] Romance Novel No. 209
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/roseanna.hum [ 14301] He Fell In love With Roseanna
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/royalfam.txt [ 11827] The Royal Family - Inbred genetic mutants or hereditary con-artists?
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/rules.txt [ 526] The Cardinal Rules
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/rumormil.hum [ 2825] Rumor Room on Location at the Rumor Mill
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/russian.fun [ 1495] Are we talkng Wicked or Nasty here?
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/safefax.txt [ 2042] A Guide to Safe Fax (Humor)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/saintsid.hum [ 6392] A Visit by Saint Vicious
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/sand.hum [ 1253] Sandman: A Poem
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/sarah_st.ory [ 1854] The Sarah Story (All Words Start with S)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/satantre.hum [ 18129] Satan Trek: The Dying Generation Vol I
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/sayno.hum [ 4615] Starting a "Just Say No" Club
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/scavenge.93 [ 29564] The University of Chicago Scavenger Hunt List 1993
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/school.mud [ 14948] Infocom Adventure about Freshman Year
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/sci.gra [ 1904] Collection of Scientific and Futuristic One-Liners
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/sdvallah.hum [ 17229] Stare Decisis by Alexander of Atlantis
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/seagull.txt [ 4875] The SeaGull Electronic University Fall Semester 1990 (Humor)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/seastory.txt [ 4419] The Admiral Tells Your Favorite Story about Hookers and Defication (Well, your only one)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/security.hum [ 2895] Security on the Home Front, by Robert Brooks
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/selfserv.txt [ 1685] Winners of the Self-Serving Excuses (April 10, 1994)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/seuss.txt [ 1664] The Dr. Seuss Purity Test
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/sexjokes.fun [ 28800] Large Collection of Across the Board Offensive Jokes
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/sflvrs.hacker [ 29795] A Beautiful obsession with the binary world, by Steven Levy
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/shagbook.jok [ 4756] The Book of Shag
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/shame.hum [ 3163] Shame! Naughty! Naught! From the National Satirist
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/shit.1 [ 1634] This is How Shit Happens
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/shit.def [ 4964] Large Collection of Fecal Output Terms
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/shit.txt [ 1999] A Collection of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.) Departments
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/shitlist.txt [ 4755] The "Infamous" Shit List
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/shitmemo.txt [ 1729] A Collection of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.) Departments
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/shorties.jok [ 21952] Collection of Short Jokes
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/shrink.news [ 1956] The Shrink Sports News
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/shuttleb.hum [ 2432] A Moment's Horror Brings Momentous Grief
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/signatur.jok [ 9735] Collection of Stupid .signature Files
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/sigs.txt [ 15038] The Enormous Signature File Collection
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/simp.txt [ 2683] Simplified Integrated Modular Prose by The Bear
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/sinksub.txt [ 3041] Sinking a Sub, by Hellrazor
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/skincat [ 8751] 101 Ways to Skin a Cat by Master Control (1991)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/skippy.hum [ 5490] How to Screw with Ask the Expert
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/slogans.txt [ 2048] List of Possible Slogans Promoting National Condom Week
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/smackjok.hum [ 13056] All sorts of racist/sexist/disgusting humor.
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/smartass.txt [ 4956] The Ultimate Final Test
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/smiley.txt [ 7530] Large Collection of Emoticons/Smileys
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/smokers.txt [ 1832] Short Story for Smokers Only
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/smurf-03.txt [ 10831] The Smurf Squishers' Handbook Volume III by The Smurf Butcher Bobs (August 28, 1986)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/smurf_co.txt [ 14751] The SmurfCODE (1990)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/smurfkil.hum [ 15072] Smurf Genocide Volume #1
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/smurfs.cc [ 3231] A Compilation of Anti-Smurf Poetry, by The Highwayman, and The Smuggler
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/snake_ng.ras [ 2712] An MIT Student Talks about his pet Boa Constrictor
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/snipe.txt [ 1920] SNIPE SORCERY: The Invocation of the Baboo, a Collection of False Wicca
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/soccer.txt [ 1450] Top 10 New Precautions The British Have Taken to Avoid Soccer Voilence
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/socecon.hum [ 13541] The New Socialism, by John K. Williams
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/socks.drx [ 3540] Where the Missing Socks from the Laundry Go, by Snarastaman
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/soleleer.hum [ 22051] Stare Decisis Chapter 9: SOLE LEER
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/solviets.hum [ 2609] The Soviets: What are they pulling now?
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/some_hu.mor [ 6505] Collection of odd 1976 Newspaper Stories
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/soporifi.abs [ 2651] The Ballade of Soporific Absorption from 1958 (January 12, 1989)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/sorority.gir [ 7031] Canonical List of Sorority Girl Jokes
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/spelin_r.ifo [ 1464] Spelling Reform, a Letter at a Time
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/speling.msk [ 4113] Indications you're reading Popular English
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/spoonlis.txt [ 15459] A List of Malapropisms, Mixed Metaphors, Spoonerisms, Etc. by Noel Giffin (February, 1993)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/spydust.hum [ 4693] Spy Dust Mopped Up, a Special Report
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/squids.gph [ 6603] The True Definition of a SQUID by The Ascii Assassin
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/st_silic.txt [ 5918] More Silliness from Saint Silicon
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/staff.txt [ 2838] Courses Being Taught Over There or Something
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/standard.hum [ 5894] Yet Another Modest Proposal
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/startrek.txt [ 2104] Startrek, The Ultimate Story!
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/stereo.txt [ 4988] Troubleshooting Your New Stereo, by P. Harris
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/steroid.txt [ 3080] Announcing the creation of TEXT FILE STEROIDS!
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/stone.hum [ 24988] Odd Little Story About Sucking the Life Out Of Someone
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/strine.txt [ 46263] The Strine Dictionary, by Ure Smith, of Sydney (1965)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/strsdiet.txt [ 1513] The Stress Diet
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/studentb.txt [ 4066] The World According To Student Bloopers
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/subrdead.hum [ 39636] The Suburban Book Of The Dead, Version 1.0
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/suicide2.txt [ 9199] 13 Ways to Commit Suicide by KvM of STACC
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/sungenu.hum [ 7919] The Latest Cult Hero: Dr. J.R. (Bob) Dobbs
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/supermar.rul [ 3129] The Secret Supermarket Rules List
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/swearfrn.hum [ 7100] How to Swear in French, by Cherry Poptart
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/sysadmin.txt [ 14090] Know Your System Administrator: A Field Guide
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/sysman.txt [ 7128] Extract from "The Way It Is" - Warner/Davis
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/t-10.hum [ 2249] T-10, where are you?
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/t-shirt.hum [ 4859] T-Shirts: The Human Bumpersticker
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/t_zone.jok [ 9046] Mission Impossible Meets the Twilight Zone
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/takenote.jok [ 2047] How to Take Notes in Professor Mitchell's Class
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/talebeat.hum [ 11975] Rock The Story of Nick and the Intergalactic Break Dancers
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/talkbizr.txt [ 17815] The Talk.Bizzare Board Game: Rules and Diagram
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/taping.hum [ 5117] The TAPING I: Rag File on Jeff Spicolli
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/tarot.txt [ 6362] Major Arcana Tarot Cards that Didn't Quite Make It
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/teens.txt [ 2875] How to Survive the Terrible Teens: An Owners' Guide
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/teevee.hum [ 4333] Television Programs from Outer Space
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/telecom.q [ 16195] Large Collection of Telephone-Related Quotes
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/televisi.hum [ 5832] How to Work in Television, or Hand Me That Piano
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/televisi.txt [ 6878] How to Work in Television, or Hand Me That Piano, by The Great Crumal
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/temphell.jok [ 1318] The Tempature of Heaven
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/terbear.txt [ 6021] The Terror Bears on the Rampage, by Darkside 444
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/termpoem.txt [ 1725] Terminal Panic, or Why Didn't I Become an English Major? By Susan Crawshaw
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/terms.hum [ 7487] An Unabridged, Uncommon, and Unnecessary Dictionary of Computer Terminology, from King Herman
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/terrmcd'.hum [ 7203] How to Terrorize McDonalds
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/terrnieg.hum [ 3283] How to Terorize the Neighborhood
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/test.hum [ 4982] Current Affairs Quiz, January, 1984
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/test.jok [ 10488] How to Test those Christians
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/test2.jok [ 4927] More Tests for Bibliolators
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/testchri.txt [ 4230] Here are more tests for our Bibliolators...
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/texican.dic [ 18070] Texasese Speak Listing, or Texas Crude Dictionary
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/texican.lex [ 18069] List of Texas Crude (Dialect)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/textgrap.hum [ 2730] A REALLY old classic by Jason Scott, The Slipped Disk
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/tfepisod.hum [ 5970] Episode Guide for Tristan Farn0n stuff
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/tfpoems.hum [ 1629] A Few Quick Poems from Tristan Farn0n
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/the_ant.txt [ 2916] A Quick Update to the Fable of the Ant and the Grasshopper
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/the_math.hel [ 5773] The Math Problem From Hell
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/thecube.hum [ 5842] Pirate Publication by Supplier
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/thermite.ana [ 11392] Thermite Incendiaries and Formulas, by Primo Pyro
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/thesis.beh [ 5423] 101 Things Not to do at Or For Your Thesis Defense
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/three.lws [ 10138] The Adventures of Lone Wolf Scientific
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/tickmoon.hum [ 8376] Ticket To The Moon
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/timetr.hum [ 6538] Time Travel: A Discussion, by Howard Ullman
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/tits [ 5443] Head Honco Presents: Tits for Free
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/tnd.1 [ 27483] Small Collection of "Found Humor"
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/top10.elf [ 670] The Top Ten Elf Pickup Lines
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/top10.txt [ 30008] The Best Letterman Top 10s from David Letterman, 1989
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/top10st1.txt [ 28316] Silly Top Ten List Compilation (December 1992)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/topten.hum [ 5636] A Top Ten Look Back at the 80s by Deth Vegetable and Fidel Castro
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/toxcwast.hum [ 4456] The Store of T0XIC WASTE
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/transp.txt [ 2908] How to Build Your Own Transporter
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/trash!.hum [ 3509] A Couple Headlines taken off the Tabloids
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/trekfume.txt [ 3648] New... Trekfume: Trek Perfumes
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/trekwes.hum [ 6636] The Next, Next Generation. How It All Began!
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/tribble.hum [ 2429] That's Dribble, Tribble!
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/trukdeth.txt [ 5807] Stories About Trucks And Death...By: The Penguin, The Druggie, Rockhead, Hot Mama, and Ski Guy
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/truthlsd.hum [ 17379] ALTERNATIVE III by Leslie Watkins
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/truths.hum [ 3072] How Do We Tell Truths That Might Hurt?
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/tshirts.jok [ 8223] Collection of T-Shirt Sayings
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/tuflife.txt [ 2865] Getting Through Life's Tough Stages
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/turbo.hum [ 3154] The Turbo Encabulator in Industry
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/turing.shr [ 4543] The Turing Shroud: An Amazing Archeological Discovery! By Chris Boyd (1990)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/twinkie.txt [ 2745] The Twinkie Therom, The Real Story, by CHUD
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/twinkies.jok [ 4489] The Biology of Snack Cakes Prepared by Eric Kollenberg 21 Feb. 1986
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/un.happy [ 3506] Things to Do When in an Unhappy Mood
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/units.mea [ 1600] Real Bizzare Units of Measurement (February 1989)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/univ.odd [ 10808] List of Universities that quickly degenerates into siliness
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/urban.txt [ 35283] Official Usenet Alt.Folklore.Urban Frequently Posted Legends
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/vaguemag.90s [ 6806] Vague, the Magazine that Defines the 90's
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/valujet.txt [ 16176] Short Play About the World's Safest Airline, by George F.
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/variety1.asc [ 20711] Collection of Various Humor Textfiles
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/variety2.asc [ 19371] Varions Humor Textfiles, Part II
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/variety3.asc [ 38121] Various Humor Textfiles, Part III
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/various.txt [ 42129] Various Humor Textfiles, Part IV
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/vegkill.txt [ 3072] Is Killing Vegetables Wrong?
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/voltron.hum [ 2285] The Story of V O L T R O N
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/vonthomp [ 1145] Quote from Kurt Vonnegut of Hunter S. Thompson
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/wagit.txt [ 3436] Join W.A.G.I.T. Today! White Are Good, It True.
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/wagon.hum [ 6470] You know it's time to go on the wagon when....
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/waitress.txt [ 4654] Health Warning: Waitresses
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/washroom.txt [ 3165] 20 Types You Meet in the Men's Room
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/wedding.hum [ 1821] The Wedding Ends Before it Started: NY Post
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/weight.txt [ 1519] Giving New Meaning to Working out With Weights - Russell Daily News, Feb. 24, 1992
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/welfare [ 1948] Examples of Unclear Writing to the Welfare Department
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/welfare.txt [ 2023] Welfare Bloopers Fare Wall (Excerpts from Applications for Welfare)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/wetdream.hum [ 3220] Wet Dream in Atlantis
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/who.txt [ 1297] Did you hear about the guy who.....
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/whoon1st.hum [ 7680] The Classic Who's On First Routine
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/whoops.hum [ 2448] Why the National Satirist was down last week
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/why-me.hum [ 5700] Examples of People Dying or Getting Hurt in really funny ways
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/wimptest.txt [ 9106] Mangling Impersonal Relationships, by Dunkirk
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/wisconsi.txt [ 6034] Collection of Wiconsonisms
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/wisdom [ 7009] Words of Wisdom
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/women.jok [ 3197] David's Truths About Women
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/wood [ 3715] The Woody Sketch from Monty Python's Flying Circus
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/woodbine.txt [ 3510] The New Woodbine Pushover Stakes
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/woodbugs.txt [ 9008] 101 Uses For Wood Bugs (those bugs that curl into a ball) by David Hooper
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/woodsmok.txt [ 5522] Stories about the Problems with Wood-Burning Stoves
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/woolly_m.amm [ 5448] Retrobreeding the Woolly Mammoth from the April 1984 Issue of the MIT Technology Review
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/word.hum [ 2169] One of the Most Colorful Words in the World is FUCK!
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/worldend.hum [ 13132] The World Ended Yesterday, by Don L. Tyler
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/wrdnws1.txt [ 4841] Weird News: Volume 1
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/wrdnws3.txt [ 5037] Weird News Volume 3
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/wrdnws4.txt [ 4990] Weird News Volume 4
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/wrdnws5.txt [ 5064] Weird News Volume 5
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/wrdnws6.txt [ 5008] Weird News Volume 6
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/wrdnws7.txt [ 4819] Weird News Volume 7
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/wrdnws8.txt [ 4388] Weird News Volume 8
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/wrdnws9.txt [ 4872] Weird News Volume 9
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/xibovac.txt [ 78769] My Time with Xibo on my Vacation
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/xtermin8.hum [ 5469] Leech Extermination Guide Version One
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/y.txt [ 2553] 50 Uses for the Household Pussy, by Gross Genitalia, December 04, 1989
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/yjohncse.hum [ 3945] Why Johnny Can't Sell, a Business Report
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/yogisays.txt [ 2474] Famous Yogi Berra Quotes
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/yuppies.hum [ 5656] What is A Yuppie? By Uncle Stimey
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/zen.txt [ 8448] A Collection of Zen Koans
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/zgtoilet.txt [ 5847] Zero Gravity Toilet Instructions
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/zodiac.hum [ 3122] The World's Most Unpleasant Zodiac
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