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41 lines
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POSITION AVAILABLE
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IMBECILE
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An entry level position exists for a complete and total
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blithering idiot who possesses a demonstrable ability to
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tolerate the ravages of several other complete and total
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blithering idiots and can apply a definite lack of interest
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combined with a certain social numbness and indifference to
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an otherwise intolerable situation, entirely for the purpose
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of assuring the personal object of job securety.
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The position would also require the qualified imbecile to
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participate in other absurd, incredulous and inept
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activities solely for the purpose of screwing over other
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fellow imbeciles. Such activities are required to stem from
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a self-centered mindless paranoia that others may appear
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just a tad better in any of several thousand different and
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equally petty ways, many of which lie far below being of any
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significance whatsoever.
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The ability to forget all of the atrocities committed on
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any one day, while being wholly capable of starting out on
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the wrong foot at the beginning of each new day is a
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definite plus.
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Wages shall be entirely disproportionate with knowledge,
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skill, rationality, consciousness, reason or anything else
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even remotely resembling intelligence.
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LTOEOE (Less Than Our Equal, Opportunity Employer)
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Candidates must possess a magnified limbic disorder and
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as nearly as possible, a totally atrophied neo-cortex.
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We know you're out there!
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So do it! Apply today! It's in your genes! |