87 lines
2.4 KiB
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87 lines
2.4 KiB
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YOU KNOW YOU ARE A HOOSIER WHEN...
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your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels
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off.
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you've ever used lard in bed.
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you think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'oeuvre.
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there is a stuffed 'possum anywhere in your home.
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you consider a six-pack of beer and a bug zapper quality entertainment.
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less than half the cars you own run.
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your mother doesn't remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state
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patrolman to "kiss her ass".
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the primary color of your car is Bond-O
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directions to your house include "turn off the paved road".
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you honest-to-God think women are turned on by animal noises and seductive
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tongue gestures.
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your family tree does not work.
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your mother's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
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you've hollered, "rock the house, Bubba" during a piano recital.
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your mother has been involved in a fistfight at a high school sports event.
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you've ever barbecued spam on the grill.
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the neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.
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your brother-in-law is also your father.
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you regularly answer the question 'What have you been doing lately?' with
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"Partying!".
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you have refused to watch the academy awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was
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snubbed for best picture.
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the rear tires on your car are twice as wide as the front ones.
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you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
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your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.
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you've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
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the most common phrase at your family reunion is "What you lookin' at,
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shithead?".
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you think beef jerky and moon pies are two of the major food groups.
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you think Campho Phenique is a miracle drug.
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you have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.
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your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the
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lube rack.
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you think Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.
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you think the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.
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you've ever been too drunk to fish.
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you have a rag for a gas cap.
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you had a toothpick in your mouth when your wedding pictures were taken.
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your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
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you think male anal cleavage is sexy.
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you don't know if you have a waist.
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you think the velvet painting in your mobile home is classic art.
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617/527.oo91
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