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I HATE THE BOSTON CELTICS
I HATE WOMEN BOXING REFS
I HATE PEOPLE FOR 'NO TUITION'
I HATE ROCK STARS WHO WEAR 1 WHITE GLOVE AS A GIMMICK TO SELL RECORDS
I HATE EXPENSIVE BEER PRICES
I HATE PEOPLE WHO OWN $1900 WORTH OF SKI CLOTHES AND CAN'T SKI
I HATE PEOPLE FROM THE EAST COAST MOVING TO L.A.
I HATE THE CHICAGO CUBS
I HATE NATIONS THAT BARBWIRE THEIR PEOPLE IN 'FOR THEIR OWN PROTECTION'
I HATE TESTS ON MONDAYS
I HATE 'GENUINE EUROPEAN FLAVOUR' FOOD THAT'S PROCESSED IN CLEVELAND
I HATE NEO-NAZI'S
I HATE WRITING THANK YOU NOTES FOR MONEY THAT WAS SENT AS A TAX WRITE OFF
I HATE DESIGNER CLOTHES
I HATE LOUD MUFFLERED VEE-HIH-CLES
I HATE PEOPLE WHO SAY VEE-HIH-CLES
I HATE 'I LOVE NEW YORK' SHIRTS
I HATE BEING BEHIND DIESEL OLD LADY DRIVERS WHO DON'T LET YOU PASS
I HATE WARM CLOUDY DAYS
I HATE PEOPLE WHO THINK AFFIRMATIVE ACTION ISN'T REVERSE DISCRIMINATION
I HATE PEOPLE WHO DON'T YELL AT THE VISITING TEAM
I HATE COMMERCIALS
I HATE FLYS
I HATE HOLLYWOOD PHONY BALONIES
I HATE PEOPLE WHO CALL TRASHMEN: 'APPLIED SANITATION ENGINEERS'
I HATE BLEEDING HEART LIBERALS
I HATE THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS
I HATE DISCO
I HATE SPORTS ON PLASTIC GRASS IN DOMED STADIUMS
I HATE MOST SHOWS ON CHANNEL 13
I HATE NON COTTON CLOTHING
I HATE PEOPLE WHO THINK EVERY SUPERBOWL WINNING COACH IS A GENIUS
I HATE PEOPLE WHO SELL SCREWDRIVERS TO THE GOVERNMENT FOR $7000
I HATE HANGOVERS
I HATE 'EARN YOUR ENGINEERING DEGREE IN 3 WEEKS' TRADE SCHOOLS
I HATE ALL NEW YORK TEAMS
I HATE ANYTHING THAT'S 'NEW AND IMPROVED'
I HATE CHEERLEADERS
I HATE OVER-EXCITED P.A. ANNOUNCERS
I HATE MAKE UP
I HATE TRAFFIC JAMS
I HATE PEOPLE WHO ARGUE ABOUT HOW MUCH MORE MEMORY HIS 41CX HAS
I HATE PEOPLE WHO TELL ME TO TURN MY STEREO DOWN
I HATE PEOPLE WHO BOTHER ME WITH THEIR LOUD STEREOS
I HATE BUSING
I HATE ALL PHILADELPHIA TEAMS
I HATE WET MATCHES
I HATE PERFUME
I HATE PEOPLE WHO GO TO HOCKEY GAMES JUST TO SEE FIGHTS
I HATE SOAP OPERAS
I HATE THAT 'KNOWLEDGEABLE OWNER' IN ANAHIEM THAT DESTROYED THE RAMS
I HATE JEWELRY
I HATE THE ONES WITH SHEMP IN THEM
I HATE SPORTS PAGES THAT PERMANENTLY INK-BLACKEN YOUR HANDS
I HATE CATS
I HATE PEOPLE WHO TORTURE BIG DOGS BY KEEPING THEM IN TINY BACKYARDS
I HATE SMALL DOGS
I HATE TOKEN BIG MOUTH WOMEN POLITICIANS
I HATE STEREO SALESMEN
I HATE SALESMAN
I HATE FAIR WEATHERED FANS
I HATE FAKE HAIRPIECES
I HATE THE DALLAS COWBOYS
I HATE RELIGIOUS FANATICS
I HATE ANY TEAM THAT HAS BROWN AS ONE OF ITS TEAM COLORS
I HATE WELFARE
I HATE NOT BEING ABLE TO SNEEZE WHEN YOU NEED TO
I HATE FORGETTING MY RADIO OR BINOCULARS AT SPORTING EVENTS
I HATE NECKTIES
I HATE THE ACADEMY AWARDS
I HATE SO-CALLED 'MODERN EPICS' WHICH ARE REALLY LUSTY MARRIAGE ENDERS
I HATE LOCAL SPORTS SELLOUTS THAT ARE BLACKED OUT
I HATE SEEING RED LIGHTS IN MY REAR VIEW MIRROR
I HATE PEOPLE WHO THINK SPORTS INVOLVING HORSES ARE REALLY SPORTS
I HATE THE BRAND THAT'S BEING COMPARED TO 'THE LEADING BRAND'
I HATE JOB INTERVIEWERS THAT REMIND YOU OF GESTAPO AGENTS
I HATE BONY FISH
I HATE SOCIETIES THAT BELIEVE MORE CHILDREN MEANS LESS STARVATION
I HATE COSMOPOLITAN MAGAZINE
I HATE WHEN TAPES GET EATEN
I HATE BEING BROKE ON FRIDAY
I HATE LONG MASSES BEFORE GOOD FOOTBALL GAMES
I HATE ANYBODY WHO THINKS THEIR CULTURED IF THEY EAT SNAILS
I HATE KELPY BEACHES
I HATE BASEBALL GAMES CALLED DUE TO RAIN
I HATE SHAVING
I HATE THE MIAMI DOLPHINS
I HATE NO BEER BEING SOLD IN THE BLEACHERS
I HATE 'POOR UNSUPPORTED AMATEUR' ATHLETES THAT DRIVE PORSCHES
I HATE PUBLIC SWIMMING POOLS
I HATE PEOPLE WITHOUT A SENSE OF HUMOR
C.O.1985