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91 lines
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*File Description: Girlspeak To English Dictionary*
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>>> She says English
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>>> --------- -------
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>>> You want You want
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>>> We need I want
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>>> It's your decision The correct decision should be
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>>> obvious by now
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>>> Do what you want You'll pay for this later
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>>> We need to talk I need to complain
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>>> Sure...go ahead I don't want you to.
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>>> I'm not upset Of course I'm upset, you moron.
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>>> You're...so manly You need a shave and you sweat
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>>> a lot.
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>>> You're certainly attentive tonight. Is sex all you ever think
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>>> about?
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>>> I'm not emotional! And I'm not I'm on my period.
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>>> overreacting!
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>>>
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>>> Be romantic, turn out the lights. I have flabby thighs.
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>>> This kitchen is so inconvenient. I want a new house.
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>>> I want new curtains and carpeting, furniture,
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>>> wallpaper...
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>>> Hang the picture there No, I mean hang it there!
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>>> I heard a noise I noticed you were almost
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>>> asleep.
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>>> Do you love me? I'm going to ask for something
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>>> expensive.
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>>> How much do you love me? I did something today you're
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>>> really not going to
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>>> like..
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>>> I'll be ready in a minute. Kick off your shoes and find a
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>>> good game on T.V.
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>>>
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>>> Is my butt fat? Tell me I'm beautiful.
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>>> You have to learn to communicate. Just agree with me.
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>>> Are you listening to me!? [Too late, your dead.]
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>>> Yes No
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>>> No No
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>>> Maybe No
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>>> I'm sorry. You'll be sorry.
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>>> Do you like this recipe? It's easy to fix, so you'd
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>>> better get get used to it.AA
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>>> I'm not yelling! Yes I am yelling because I
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>>> think this is important.
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>>>
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>>>
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>>> In answer to the question "What's wrong?"
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>>>
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>>> The same old thing. Nothing.
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>>> Nothing. Everything.
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>>> Everything. My PMS is acting up.
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>>> Nothing, really. It's just that you're such an
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>>> asshole.
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>>> I don't want to talk about it. Go away, I'm still building up
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>>> evidence against you.
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The Last Things Any Man Would Ever Say:
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10) I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.
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9) While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
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8) I think hairy butts are really sexy.
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7) Her tits are just too big.
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6) Sometimes I just want to be held.
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5) That chick on Murder She Wrote gives me a woody.
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4) Sure I'd love to wear a condom.
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3) We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can
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hold your purse.
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2) Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown.
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1) I think we are lost, we better pull over ands ask for directions.
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THE LAST THINGS ANY WOMAN WOULD EVER SAY:
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10) Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being
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friends.
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9) Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that
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way.
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8) I think hairy butts are really sexy.
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7) Hey, get a whiff of that one.
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6) Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit
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are just too cute.
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5) This diamond is way too big!
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4) I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
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3) Wow, it really is 14 inches!
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2) Does this make my butt look too small?
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1) I'm wrong, you must be right again.
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