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22 lines
1.3 KiB
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"How to identify gangmembers"
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(condensed from the Austin American Statesmen, News of the Weird)
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If ur kid/friend'sbeen missing for two years then all of a sudden shows up at the front
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door with a prison haircut.....
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The only thing your kid/friend wants for a birthday present is a new ski mask........
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Whenever you go to the grocery store with your kid/friend teh clerk throws his hands in
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the air, dives under the counter and says, "Take the money; just leave me alone."......
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You ask the neighbor why he's driving your car and he tells you your kid/friend sold it
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to him real cheap......
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You find a suspicious looking corpse in your trunk.....
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For no apparent reason the rest of your family is lashed to the sofa........
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Everywhere you go your kid/friend makes you walk in front as a decoy.......
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You find your kid/friend loading your refrigerator into the back of a u-haul.....
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Your kid/friend wants an uzi for Christmas just like all his other firends......
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People keep calling you, looking for your kid/friend and calling him "Dr. Death".....
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You are asked to start your kid/friends car for him in the morning before he'll get in.....
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You go into your kid's/friend's room and see 132 T.V. sets stacked in the corner....
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You turn on the T.V. (that your kid/friend got for you really cheap) to watch America's
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Most Wanted, and there your child/friend is......
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