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FUCK
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Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the Englisch
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language today is the word FUCK. It is one magical word! Just by
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it's sound you can discribe pain, displeasure, love and hate. In
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language FUCK falls into many grammatical categories, it can be
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used as a verb both intransactive (Dave fucked Anne) and
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transitive (Dave was fucked by Anne). As an adverb (Anne is a
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good fuck) and also as an adjective (Anne is fucking beautiful).
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As you can see there are not many words with the versatility of
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"fuck". Beside the sexual meaning of of the word, there are also
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the following:
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Goodbye Fuck Off.
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Greetings How the Fuck are you?
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Fraud I got Fucked at the car auction.
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Dismay Oh Fuck it.
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Trouble Well, I guess I'm Fucked now.
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Aggression Fuck you!
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Difficulty I don't understand the Fucking job.
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Displeasure What the Fuck is going on here?
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Incompetence He Fucks up everything.
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Lost Where the Fuck are we?
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Relation Up your Fucking arse.
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FAMOUS LAST WORDS INVOLVING THE WORD 'FUCK'...
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General Custer: Where the fuck did all those Indians come from!?!?!?
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Mayor of Nagasaki: What the FUCK was that !?!?!?!?!?!?
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Captain of the Titanic: Full speed ahead and Fuck the icebergs !!!
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Where is all this fucking water coming from !?!?
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Captain of the space shuttle Challenger:
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Put that fucking fag out !!!!!
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Anne Boleyn: What's a fuck ?
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Julius Caesar: Fuck tu, Brute !!
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Casanova: Boy, am I fucked !
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Joan of Arc: Fuck me, it's hot !
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Captain of the Marie Celeste:Where the fuck is everyone ?
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Captain of The Herald of Free Enterprise: Fuck off, I'm fishing !
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Director of Chernobyl nuclear reactor plant: OH FUCK !!!!!!!!!
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Emperor Nero: Where's all that fucking smoke coming from ??
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Mayor of London, 1665: Oooh, fuck, a rat !!
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Baker, London, 1666: Fuck, I left the gas on...
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Scott of The Antarctic: Fuck, is this COLD !!!!!
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Managing Director, Union Carbide plant, India:Fuck ! What is that smell ?
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Witch doctor, village, kracatoa: Well don't fucking blame me !
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Henry VIII: Fuck? Of course my dear...
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Thomas a Becket: Where the fuck did you two spring from ?
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King Kong:Fuck, it's a long way down !
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Goliath: Fuck off shortarse !
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Pharaoh, in pursuit of Moses and the Jews :
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Fuck the bridge, we'll take the shortcut !
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Oedipus to his wife : Fuck Love, if mom could see me now...
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Jaws : Fuck me, this tastes 'orrible !
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Commander, Light Brigade :Who the fuck gave HIM the bugle !?!!?!?
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Harold of England(1066) :Fuck the French, they can't aim!
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President Carter : No chance! He can't even fucking act!
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