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Title : Why cucumbers are better than men!!!!!!!
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AREA:NZ_ECHO
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Cucumbers are better than men because..............
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The average cucmber stays hard for a week.
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The average cucumber is at least 6 inches long.
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A cucumber never suffers from performance anxiety.
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Cucumbers are easy to pick up.
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You can fondle cucumbers in a supermarket...
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... and you know how firm it is before you take it home.
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Cucumbers can get away any weekend.
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A cucumber will always respect you in the morning.
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A cucumber doesn't ask. "Am I the first".
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Cucumbers don't care if you are a virgin.
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Cucumbers won't tell other cucumbers you're not a virgin anymore. With
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cucumbers you don't have to be a virgin more than once.
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Cucumbers don't have sex hang-ups.
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You can have as many cucumbers as you can handle.
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You only eat cucumbers when you feel like it.
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Cucumbers never need a round of applause.
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Cucumbers won't ask:-
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Am I the Best?
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How was it?
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Did you come? How many times?
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A cucumber won't mind hiding in the fridge when your mother comes over. A
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cucumber will never make a scene because there are other cucumbers in the
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fridge.
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No matter how old you are you can always get another cucumber.
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A cucumber will never give you a hickey.
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Cucumbers can stay up all night...and you won't have to sleep on the wet spot.
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Cucumbers won't leave you wondering for a month.
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Cucumbers won't tell you a vasectomy will ruin it for them.
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A cucumber never forgets to flush the toilet.
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A cucumber doesn't flush the toilet when you are in the shower,
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Cucumbers don't compare you to a centerfold.
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Cucumbers don't tell you they like you better with long hair.
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A cucumber will never leave you for :-
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Another woman
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Another man
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Another cucumber.
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You always know where your cucumber has been.
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Cucumbers don't have mid-life crisis.
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Cucumbers don't play the guitar and try to find themselves.
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A cucumber doesn't tell you he's outgrown you intellectually.
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Cucumbers never expect you to have little cucumbers.
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It's easy to drop a cucumber.
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--- SLMAIL v1.36M (#0575)
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* Origin: Baud of the City? BBS Invercargill - (03) 2186445 (3:770/605)
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