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Importance: Normal
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Top 12 things NOT to say to a Cop....
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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5. Are you Andy or Barney?
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
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police officer.
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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8. I pay your salary!
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9. Gee Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
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too!
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
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cars around, That's how far ahead of me they are.
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12. When the Officer says "Gee Son...Your eyes look red, have you been
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drinking?" You probably should not respond with, "Gee Officer...Your eyes
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look glazed, have you been eating donuts?"
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