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Article A: This contract shall be held binding under all
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circumstances except when the validating Articles are not
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fulfilled. All Articles are to be considered in order of priority,
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and should invalidating circumstances cause them to come into
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conflict with each other, the Article with the smallest number
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shall take priority, except when any Articles dictate otherwise,
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unless the Article so dictating is one of the Articles in conflict,
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in which case, the other Article(s) in conflict shall have priority
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over it, and numerical priority with each other. If more than one
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Article in a given conflict state non-numerical priority, they
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shall be considered subordinate to any other Article(s) in that
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conflict, and in REVERSE numerical priority to each other.
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Article 001: In this contract, Article A is defined as the
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INTRODUCTORY ARTICLE.
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Article 002: In this contract, the Articles beginning with
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the number 0 are defined as DEFINING ARTICLES.
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Article 003: In this contract, the Articles beginning with
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the number 1 are defined as VALIDATING ARTICLES.
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Article 004: In this contract, the Articles beginning with
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the number 2 are defined as CLARIFICATION ARTICLES.
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Article 005: In this contract, the Articles beginning with
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the number 3 are defined as BINDING ARTICLES.
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Article 006: The writer of this contract is hereinafter
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referred to as THE PARTY IN THE FIRST PART.
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Article 007: The undersigned of this contract is hereinafter
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referred to as THE PARTY IN THE SECOND PART.
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Article 008: If any Article consists of two parts, both of
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those parts will be referred to as one Article by it's number.
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Article 101: Article number 107 and 105 are to be followed
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completely and in their entirety if this contract is to be held
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valid.
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Article 102: Article 106 is to be left in this contract, but
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not followed, if this contract is to be considered valid.
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Article 103: Article 104 is not valid except when Article 101
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is not fulfilled
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Article 104: Article 103 is to be followed at all times
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except when Article 106 is neglected by the party in the second
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part, but followed by the party in the first part.
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Article 105: Article 102 is to be considered invalid if and
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only if the following conditions are met: (a) that Article 120 is
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not adhered to, and (b) that Article 112 is omitted by ONLY the
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party in the first part, but not the party in the second part.
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Article 106: This contract is validated if and only if
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Article 101 is not validated.
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Article 107a: Article 102 is to be considered invalidated if
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the party in the second part is the same person as the party in the
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first part.
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Article 107b: Article 107a is to be considered valid if the
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party in the first part is the same person as the party in the
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first part.
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Article 108: Article 107 is to be considered valid if and
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only if Article 105 has been invalidated, and Article 105 is
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validated under the circumstances that Article 107 is not.
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Article 109: Article 116 is to be considered invalid if the
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party in the second part has failed to comply with it.
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Article 110: Article 109 takes precedence over Articles 105,
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107, and 103, and is subordinate to Articles 110, 114, and 130.
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Otherwise, it follows normal priority.
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Article 111: Article 115 takes precedence over all other
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Articles except this one, unless invalidated.
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Article 112: All Articles except Article 112 are invalidated
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if Article 111 OR 115 are not fulfilled by either party.
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Article 113: Article 112 is invalidated, and all other
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Articles valid, should Articles 103 AND 104 be simultaneously
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invalidated.
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Article 114: Article 110 takes precedence over all Articles
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following Article 111 except where provisions otherwise dictate,
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and supersedes Articles 101 through 107.
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Article 115: Article 111 is inferior to all other Articles
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except this one, except where otherwise indicated, or unless
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invalidated.
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Article 116: Article 114 is invalidated when the party in the
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first part fails to meet the requirements of Article 101.
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Article 117: Article 119 takes precedence over Article 118
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unless article 118 is invalidated, in which case Article 118 takes
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precedence over article 119, and is revalidated.
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Article 118: Article 117 is not to be invalidated, but it's
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terms reversed, in the event that the party in the first part is
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not the party in the second part, or shares the same name with the
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party in the second part.
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Article 119: See Article 118, and give it precedence over
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article 117.
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Article 120: All articles of this contract must be fulfilled,
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or the party in the first part shall be given the authority to
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negate the terms hereinwritten under the conditions laid out in
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article 121.
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Article 121: Article 120 is to be considered invalid, and any
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other six articles removed from this contract, if the terms therein
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inscribed are met.
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Article 122: The Party in the Second Part shall have the
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obligation to locate, and bring into the possession of the Party in
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the First Part, an object whose reflective frequencies lie in the
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green range. If this is not done, Article 122 shall be considered
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void.
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Article 123: Article 121 is to be considered reversed: it's
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terms shall be the opposite of what is in fact the validating
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requirement, if and only if the Party in the First Part does not
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have the same initials as the maternal grandfather of the Party in
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the Second Part.
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Article 124: Article 123 shall be omitted from the validating
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clauses of this contract in the event that Article 122 is either
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met, or invalidated.
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Article 125: The Article whose numbering is the cube of the
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third prime number shall be reversed, and it's terms the opposite
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of what is required, if and only if the conditions set out in
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Article 123 for a similar reversal are met, AND the Party in the
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First Part is not the Party in the Second Part.
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Article 126: Article 135, if and when it is added to this
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contract, shall be considered a null clause, and it's terms are to
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be considered of no value.
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Article.
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Article 127: See Article 122, and give it precedence over
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Article 114.
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Article 128: See Article 127, and reverse the terms of
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precedence that it describes.
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Article 129: This contract shall be considered unbinding if
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the terms in Article 122 are met.
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Article 130a: Article 129 shall be considered null and void,
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as shall Article 130b, in the condition that the conditions set out
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in Article 130b are not met.
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Article 130b: Article 129 shall be considered null and void,
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as shall Article 130a, in the condition that the conditions set out
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in Article 130a are not met.
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Article 131: See the Article following this one, and give it
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precedence over this one.
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Article 132: This Article shall be given the last order of
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precedence in determining all matters of precedence, or of
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validation.
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Article 133: This Article shall be given the first order of
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precedence in determining all matters of precedence, or of
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validation.
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Article 201: All Validation Articles are qualified to
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determine the order of precedence of themselves.
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Article 202: All Validation Articles are qualified to
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determine the validity or invalidity of (a) any other Validation
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Article, or (b) the legal binding of this contract.
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Article 203: The definitions set out in the Defining Articles
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shall be considered the basic definitions of this contract, and no
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others shall be used which conflict with them.
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Article 204: All Clarification Articles have the authority to
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clarify or alter any inconsistencies or vagueness in any of the
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Articles of this contract.
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Article 205: Either Party may add a Clarification Article to
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clarify any point which (s)he feels is important, provided that
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(s)he consults with the other Party, and that they agree on the
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wording.
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Article 206: Neither Party may add or remove a Defining
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Article, Validation Article, or Binding Article, without permission
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of the other Party, and a signed statement by two witnesses to the
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effect that there was consultation between the two of them.
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Article 207: Neither Party may remove a Clarification Article
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without a similar provision to the provision in Article 206.
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Article 208: The Introductory Article of this contract is not
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subject to numerical interperetation, and it's contents may not be
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modified.
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Article 209: If and when Clarification Articles are added to
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this contract, they shall be given the next rank-order numeral
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after the last Clarification Article whose first digit is 2, and
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whose final digits are not composed entirely of zeroes.
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Article 210: The phrase "breach of contract" shall be
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interpreted in this sense as meaning the failure of the Party in
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question to fulfill the responsibilities imposed on him or her by
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the Binding Articles.
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Article 211: No Article, nor set of Articles, may be
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considered void simply on account of it's self-contradiction,
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regardless of any other provisions in this, or any associated
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contracts.
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Article 212: No Article may be considered unimportant simply
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on account of it's obviousness, or tautological nature.
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Article 213: In the event that a Validating Article takes the
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form of a responsibility or other obligation such as is the form of
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the Binding Articles, and it is not provided with a validation
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provision, it shall be considered a validation provision for the
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entire contract.
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Article 301: The Party in the First Part is to be held
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responsible for all Binding Articles only in the event that the
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Party in the Second Part commits a breach of contract.
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Article 302: The Party in the Second Part is to be held
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responsible for not committing a breach of contract, and for
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following all Articles numbered between 303 and 305.
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Article 303: The Party in the First Part is given the
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obligation of assisting in some manner all legal actions taken on
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the part of the Party in the Second Part. The Party in the Second
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Part is likewise given the obligation to not take any legal action
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without the assistance of the Party in the First Part.
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Article 304: The Party in the Second Part is held responsible
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for conforming to the actions to which he or she is held
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responsible by Article 304.
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Article 305: The Party in the Second Part is held responsible
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to conform to the negation of the actions outlined in Article 304.
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Article 306: The Party in the First Part, to be held
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responsible for assistance of the Party in the Second Part in all
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legal matters, is given the right to choose whatever fashion (s)he
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deems appropriate in which to give this assistance.
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Article 307: The Party in the First Part is to be held
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responsible for conforming to the actions to which (s)he is held
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responsible in Article 308.
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Article 308: The Party in the First Part is to be held
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responsible for conforming to the NEGATION of the actions to which
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(s)he is held responsible in Article 307.
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Article 309: The Party in the Second Part is to be held
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responsible for the supervision of the Party in the First Part in
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his completion of the responsiblities outlined in Articles 307 and
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308.
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Signature of The Party In The First Part -- __________________
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Signature of The Party In The Second Part -- _________________
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Both witnesses agree that they have witnessed the signing or
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have reliable information from both parties that both parties have
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signed in the above spaces and that they are not forgeries of any
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kind.
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Signature of First Witness -- ____________________________
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Signature of Second Witness -- ___________________________
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