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60 lines
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Confucius say:
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Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.
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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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Stand on toilet, get high on pot.
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Baseball very funny game--man with 4 balls no can walk!!
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Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom.
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Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Woman who ride bicycle in city pedal ass all over town.
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Secretary not permanent, till screwed on desk.
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A girl's best asset is her 'lie'ability.
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Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor.
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Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake with smelly finger.
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Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission
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grow up to be shiftless bastard.
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Man who lay girl on hill not on level.
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Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.
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Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
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Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel low down.
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Man with atletic finger make broad jump.
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Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.
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He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.
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Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss baloons.
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Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.
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He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.
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Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.
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The hand that turneth the knob, opens the door.
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Man who argue with wife all day get no peace at night.
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Man who lay woman on ground have peace (piece) on earth.
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Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands..
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Man who is jacking into a peanut butter jar is fucking nuts.
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Wash your face in the morning, neck at night.
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Man who fly upside-down have crack up!
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He who eats to many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
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Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
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America Good Place to Put Chinese Restuarant.
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Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.
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Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.
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Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom.
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Man who fly plane upside down have crackup.
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When lady say no, she mean maybe
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when lady say maybe, she mean yes
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when lady say yes, she no lady
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He who rapes a man's daughter, draws and quarters his
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son, and buries his wife alive in an anthill should not expect to
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sit at that man's dinner table without the subject coming up.
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He who outruns the cheetah is fucking fast on his feet!
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There is no such thing as rape; Woman run faster with skirt
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up, than Man with pants down.
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Man who take lady on camping trip have one intent.
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Man who put head on railroad track
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get splitting headache
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He who pull out to fast leave rubber behind.
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He who refuses to listen is lying.
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He who stands in corner with hands in pocket
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doesn't feel crazy, feels nuts.
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