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Article 13 of rec.humor.funny:
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From: dryfoo@athena.mit.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Warner Brothers song
Keywords: original, chuckle
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Date: 27 Jan 89 11:30:06 GMT
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} From: <name omitted>
} Subject: Re: On with the Show this is it...
}
} In article <identifiers omitted> <another name omitted> writes:
} > Could someone please send me the complete set of words for the song
} > that opens/closes the bugs bunny cartoons. You know...the song starts
} > off something like this:
} >
} > Oh Mashay, Purple Lights
} > This is it; the life we like
} > We've been rehearsing and working our parts
} > We know every part by heart...
}
} My goodness! "Oh Mashay, Purple Lights"?
}
} <insert badly suppressed laughter here>
}
} I'm sorry, I'll behave now.
} ....
} From: <someone else's name omitted>
} This is TOTALLY from long-term memory, probably not totally right, but
} it's the best I can come up with for now...
}
} Overture, curb the lights,
} This is it, the night of nights,
} ...
} Are there other verses?
Actually, <omitted> wasn't too far off. I have a newly-released book on
the Warner Bros. animation studios (the real inside story) called "From
Cels to Cells -- Bugs, Thugs, and Drugs at Warner Brothers" And it lists
the words to this song. If you sing it, you'll see how well it fits the
tune. I'll add explanations as appropriate:
Oh Mache' Curb the Lights!
This a zit? Deny the knights!
No Morey -- hearse
Ignore nursing apart.
Ween? Oh, Avery part! Pie art!
Oh, Mature! Curb the Lights!
This a zit? We lit the hides!
And owe what hides we lit.
Unwitting Joe, This a zit?
NOTES:
OH MACHE' -- (as in paper-mache -- for various reasons, this was WB
slang for heroin)
CURB THE LIGHTS! -- (The assistant animators and 'tweeners used to laugh
at how badly their stoned-out bosses reacted to the bright lights used
in production.)
THIS A ZIT? -- (Cartoon characters never have complexion problems
before their close up scenes. This was the animation studio's dig at
live actors and the difficulties of working with them.)
DENY THE KNIGHTS! -- (Again, a dig at the live stuff. WB had been
cranking out those chivalry epics one after another.)
NO MOREY HEARSE -- (Morey Amsterdam wanted to do some voices for them,
and the animators wanted him. Blanc pulled some strings with Jack
Warner, though, and Morey was `dead')
IGNORE NURSING APART -- (Chuck Jones's very shapely young wife was
nursing her new baby around the studios, and he'd asked everyone --
especially the lascivious Tex Avery -- not to stare at her.)
WEEN? OH, AVERY PART! PIE ART! -- (Jones frequently threatened to
decorate Avery's face with a pie if he (TA) didn't stop staring at his
(CJ) wife's breasts.
OH, MATURE! -- (Victor Mature was always hanging around the studios,
trying to get them to model a 'toon after him. The couldn't get rid of
him.)
CURB THE LIGHTS! -- (ibid)
THIS A ZIT? -- (ibid)
WE LIT THE HIDES! -- (Referring to the evening of the drunken rampage in
which they burned all the old WB Tarzan costumes.)
AND OWE WHAT HIDES WE LIT. -- (They, of course, had to reimburse the
studio for this arsonous running amok.)
UNWITTING JOE -- (Their secret nickname for a local teamster boss who
had a lot of leverage over all their union staff)
THIS A ZIT? -- (ibid)
} Are there other verses?
Yes, but you don't want to hear 'em. They are *reeeaaalllly* obscure!
Hope this helps.
--
Gary L. Dryfoos
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