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The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy states that the effect of drinking a Pan
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Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of
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lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.
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How to make one
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- Take the juice from one bottle of Ol' Janx Spirit.
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- Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V (Oh, that
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Santraginus seawater. Oh, those Santrginus fish!)
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- Allow three cubes of Artutan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be
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properly iced or the benzine is lost)
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- Allow four liters of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of
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all those happy hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.
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- Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint
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extract, redolent of all the heady odors of the dark Qualactin Zones,
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subtle, sweet, and mystic.
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- Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading
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the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink.
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- Sprinkle Zamphuor.
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- Add an olive.
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- Drink ... but ... very carefully ...
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