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NIGGER APPLICATION FORM
(photo not required since you all look alike anyway)
1) Date___/___/___
2) Address __________________________
3) If living in auto, give make ,model & liscense #
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4)Name of mother _____________________________
5)Name of fatha (if known)_____________________________
6)Name of auto : CADILLAC :____ - IMPERIAL :_____ LINCOLN :____
CONTINENTAL:____ - OTHER :____________
6.2) is your car : FINANCED :_______ or STOLEN :______
6.3) If financed what is repossesion date ?_____/____/____
7) Marital status: Common law :__________ Pimp :________
Shack up :__________ Other :________
8) Approximate estimation of income THEFT:______________
RELIEF:______________
(if you do not know how - WELFARE:______________
to add then steal a - UNEMPLOYMENT:______________
calculator ) TOTAL:______________
9) Place of birth: CHARITY HOSPITAL:_______________
FREE PUBLIC HOSPITAL:______________
BACK ALLEY:__________ ZOO:______________
COTTON PATCH:_____________ OTHER______________
10) How many words do you jive a minute?_______________
11) Check machines you can operate: CROW BAR:()
PINBALL MACHINE:()
STRAIGHT RAZOR:()
RECORD PLAYER:()
RUBBER MACHINE:()
OTHER (Please specify)_______________
12) Check foods that you like best: BBQ:() FRIED CHICKEN:() CARP:() COON:()
MUSKRAT:() WATERMELON:() ALL OF ABOVE:()
13) Check Illnesses you have had in the last year: MEASELS:() MUMPS:() V.D:()
FOOD STAMP POISON:() OTHER (Please specify)_________________________
14) Abilities: GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEE:() EVANGELIST:() DEMONSTRATION LEADER:()
V.D. SPREADER:() RAPIST:() UNEMPLOYMENT BUREAU WORKER:() USED HUBCAP
SALESMAN:() WATERBED DEMONSTRATOR:() WELFARE RECEIVER:() OTHER:(Please
explain)______________________________
15) How many kids do you have?: 1st Wife:___ 2nd Wife:___ 3rd Wife:___
Neighbor's Wife:___ Shack-ups:___
16) In 50 words or less, explain your desires in life (other than a white
girl...)
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