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25 lines
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- BIBLE MISINTERPRETATIONS -
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The Bible says it's alright to be a bitch:
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Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Jerusalem.
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Jesus drove a Honda:
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All the disciples were in one Accord.
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The first mention in the Bible of Drugs
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The adultress getting stoned...
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of Elasticity
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Jesus tying his ass to a tree and then walking 40 miles into the desert
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of Soccer
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Jesus going up for the cross
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of Motorcycles
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The roar of David's Triumph was heard through out the land.
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of Sex
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Jesus going to Mount Olive....then getting laid in the tomb
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