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History,
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What's papacy?
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Medicine,
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Phuck that, take out your own appendix.
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Public Speaking,
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I would calm them by offering vegimite.
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Biology,
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Well, Parliment would probably be on top of a volcano or some shit.
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Music,
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Done. (whew)
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Psychology,
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That's deep man.
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Sociology,
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For my experiment, I took your recipie for nitro and blew up 200 of
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my kids. Observations, I didn't notice any sociological problems or any
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sociological activity for that matter.
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Management Science,
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Maby some other time.
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Engineering,
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I would leave the room and go home and let the tiger fix it if she
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could.
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Economics,
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The plan I have devised is the forceful takeover of Saudia Arabia as
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well as many other oil producing countries. Side effects on Cubism, the
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Donatists controversy, and the wave theory of light; None. Criticisms;
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From our point of view, none, From theirs, we suck. Deficiencies; None.
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Political Science,
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I am unable to report because I was vaporized instantly after declaring
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war.
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Epistemology,
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I am against truth because with it everything would be valid. (self evident)
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Physics,
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No way!
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Philosophy,
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All that man first thought about was food, shelter, and smelly cave pussy.
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As he evolved, he started to think of other things like tax shelters,
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pirating software, and exotic sports cars, very significant developments.
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No comparison.
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General Knowledge,
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Available on request.
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All done.
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Well, did I pass? Huh?
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Jerrys Kids (10-13-86)
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