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Copyright; May,1988 John T. Scott
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Permission to copy and distribute granted,
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as long as this file remains unchanged.
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FORM AL1040 Alchoholic tax return
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For year Jan.1 to Dec.30,1988 | Filing status
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Your social disease #___ __ ____ | __divorced
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--------------------------------------------| __divorced twice
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Scribble name(yours)and address(if any) | __getting divorced
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name__________________________________ | __impotent
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address_______________________________ |
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AA residency status __street |Closest liquor est.#____ |
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__de-tox __local mission | |
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1, Money found....................................1,__________
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2, Money borrowed(not returned)...................2,__________
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3, Money stolen...................................3,__________
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4, Estimated value of drinks bought for you.......4,__________
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5, Have someone add lines 1 through 4 for you
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and enter total on line 5. This is your
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average income.................................5,__________
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6, Money acctually worked for.....................6,__________
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7, Have someone subtract line 6 from line 5
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and enter difference on line 7, if 6 is
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greater than 5 start over YOU GOOFED!
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This is your avg. taxable income...............7,__________
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EXEMPTIONS
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8, Monies recieved from Welfare, Misc.
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Charities, Barbetting, Handouts, etc. .........8,__________
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9, Monies lost due to holes in pockets............9,__________
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10,Monies payed out for Hangover medication
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(Real medication not hair of the dog).........10,__________
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11,Have someone add lines 9 and 10 and
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enter total on line 11........................11,__________
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12,Have someone subtract line 11 from
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line 8 and enter difference on line 12........12,__________
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BUMMER, that's taxable too. You'd better have another drink bud.
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DEDUCTABLES
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13,Enter sales tax payed on alchoholic
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beverages (attach reciepts)...................13,__________
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14,Getting the hang of it yet? Good,then
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subtract line13 from line 12 and enter
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the difference on line 14.....................14,__________
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15,Add lines 7 and 14 and enter total
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on line 15, this is your avg. exepted
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deducted something like that income...........15,__________
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ADJUSTMENTS
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16,Enter amount of child support
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acctually paid................................16,__________
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17,Subtract line 16 fron line 15 and
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enter the difference on line 17...............17,__________
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WHAT YOU OWE!!!!
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18,Reenter the amount on line 17 on
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line 18. This is the measally amount
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that we will add on to your back taxes
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since you've already drank it anyway..........18,__________
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SIGNED______________________
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Now go take your frustrations out on your loved ones, or(since noone
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probably loves you a total stranger will suffice. Then go have a drink on us,
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We've already had a few on you. See you at the audit.
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Your's truly,
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ALCTAX
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ou. See you at the audit.
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