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From slambo@maris.ucr.edu Thu Jun 7 15:14:22 1990
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From: slambo@maris.ucr.edu (sean lamb)
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Subject: The acronym list (long)
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Well, here's the list of acronyms that I've collected over the school year.
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Please email any more to slambo@ucrmath.ucr.edu
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Adidas:
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Adverytising Does Influeance Dumb A**hole's Selection.
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All Day I Dream About Sex.
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AIDS:
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Adios Infected Dick Sucker.
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Anus Infected Death Sentence.
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AMC:
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All Makes of Cars.
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Amiga:
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A Merely Insignificant Games Addition.
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Asinine Machine Invented for Gaming Adolescents.
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Audi:
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Accelerates Under Demonic Influence.
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Bitch:
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Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented, Charming and Horny.
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BMW:
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Babbling Mechanical Wrench.
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Basic Marin (county, Ca) Wheels.
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Beastly, Monstrous Wonder.
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Beautiful Masterpiece on Wheels.
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Mechanical Wonder.
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Big Money Waste.
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, Why?
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Works.
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Blasphemous Motorized Wreck.
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Born Moderately Wealthy.
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Break My Window.
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Broken Money Waster.
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Brutal Money Waster.
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Bumbling Mechanical Wretch.
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BNR:
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Built, Never Runs.
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Buick:
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Big Ugly Import Car Killer.
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Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer.
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CBM:
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Crash-prone Buggy Machines.
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CCBS:
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Close Cover Before Striking.
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Chevrolet:
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Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.
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Chevy:
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Charged HEaVilY.
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Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet.
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Cruddy Hick Engine, Very Yucky.
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DEC:
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Delay in Error Correction.
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Dildo:
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Deep Inter-Labial Device for Orgasm.
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Dodge:
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Dead On Delivery, Go Easy.
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Guarantee Expired.
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Or Dying Garbage Emitter.
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Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere.
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DOS:
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Damned Obfuscated S**t.
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Fiat:
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Failure In Automotive Technology.
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Fix It Again, Tony.
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Futile (Feeble, F**king) Italian Attempt at Transportation.
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Fila (shoes):
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First In Ladies Attention.
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Found In Lowlife's Apparel.
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Ford:
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First On Race Day.
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Fix Or Repair Daily.
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Found On Road Dead.
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Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's.
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F***ed On Race Day.
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Over Rebuilt Dodge.
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GM:
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General Mainteneance.
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GMC:
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Garage Man's Companion.
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Generally Mediocre Cars.
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Get More Chicks.
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Got a Mechanic Coming.
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Got More Crap.
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IBM: IBM, UBM, we all BM for IBM.
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I Became Macintosh.
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Been hipMotized.
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Beg Mercy.
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Blame Microsoft.
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Bought Macintosh.
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Built Macintosh.
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Icky Blue Machines.
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Idiotic Bull Meter.
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Idiots Become Managers.
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Idiots' Bewilderment Machines.
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Idiots Bought Me.
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Bumblers and Morons.
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Illustrative of Bad Marketing.
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I'm Being Mobbedwithwhatdoesibmstandforanswers.
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Moved.
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Imitation Burrough's Machine.
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Immense Bins of Money.
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Bowel Movement.
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Bucket of Manure.
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Imperialism By Marketing.
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Impractical, But Marketable.
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In a Befuddled Manner.
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Bleakest Mordor.
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Business for Money.
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Incest Breeds Morons.
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Increasingly Becoming Moot.
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Incredible Bunch of Muffinheads.
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Bundle of Money.
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Incredibly Big Machine.
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Monopoly.
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Incredibly Brilliant Marketing.
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Industry's Biggest Mistake.
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Inefficient But Marketable.
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Inept Bull Meter.
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Inert Blue Monoliths.
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Inferior But Marketable.
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Inherently Bogus Measurements.
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Insipid Brainless Monster.
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Insolence Breeds Mediocrity.
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Installed By Masochists.
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Institute of Broken Minds.
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Black Magic.
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Integrated Bad Manners.
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Intelligent Bull Meter.
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Intensely Boring Machines.
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Interactive Boot Machines.
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Intercourse Beats Masturbation.
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Intergalactic Brotherhood of Muthaf**kas.
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Internal Bowel Movement.
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International Ballistic Missiles.
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Big Mother.
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Mouth.
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Brotherhood of Magicians.
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Buraeucracy Merchants.
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Business Machines.
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Manipulators.
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Intrepid Bureaucratic Madness.
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Involuntary Bowel Movement.
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Iron Brain Masters.
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Italian Branch of the Mafia.
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Business Men.
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It Beats Mattel.
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It's a Big Machine.
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a Blue Monolith.
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Better Manually.
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Big Money.
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Black Magic.
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Blue Magic.
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Boring Me.
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Broken, Mommy.
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Busted, Man.
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Itty Bitty Machines.
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Manuals.
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Minds.
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Monopoly.
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Morons.
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I've Been Misled.
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Molested.
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Moved.
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Mugged.
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IBM PC:
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I've Blown My Power Circuits.
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IMHO:
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Idiots Manage High Office.
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Individual Maintenance Health Organization.
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Iowa:
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Idiots Out Wandering Around.
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I Owe the World an Apology.
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IROC:
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I'm Really Out of Cash.
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I Race Other Cars.
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Run Over Children.
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It's Really Only a Camaro.
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IRS:
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Income Reduction Service.
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Japan:
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Jump And Pump All Night.
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Jeep:
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Just Eats Every Part.
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Mac:
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Malformed Apple Computer.
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Monstrously Aggravating Coding.
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Mouse Activated Computer.
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Mazda:
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Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along.
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MG:
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Money Guzzler.
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MIG:
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Missed It, Gadaffi.
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Missed It, Goddammit.
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Mopar:
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Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously.
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Mostly Old Parts (Paint) And Rust.
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Most Often Passed At Races.
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My Old Pig Ain't Running.
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Olds:
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One Leak, Dead Starter.
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Oldsmobile:
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Oh, Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking
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Everything.
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Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly
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Late Everyday
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Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Out-dated By Infamies Like Edsel.
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OS:
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Oh, Sh**.
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PC:
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Piece 'a Chit.
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Primitive Calculator.
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Pseudo-Computer.
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Pinto:
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Put In Nickel To Operate.
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Plymouth:
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Please Let Your Mother Out from Under The Hood.
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Pussy Lips in Your MOUTH.
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Pontiac:
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Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac.
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Porsche:
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Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense.
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Procrastinate:
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People Rarely Obtain Coveted Rewards After Scheduling Tasks Into Never-
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Attainable Time Elements.
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PTL:
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Pacify The Loonies.
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Padres Tickle Ladies.
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Pagans Teaching Love.
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Pain The Logical.
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Panhandlers Turned Lorders.
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Pardon The Lapse.
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Lies.
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Part Tammy's Lips.
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The Lips.
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Thy Legs.
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Pass The Ladies.
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Lobster.
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Loot.
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Lube.
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Pathetic, Those Losers.
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Paw Those Labia.
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Pay Tammy's Lawyers.
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The Lady.
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Lawyers.
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Liar.
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Lord.
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Pay To Lucifer.
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Penchant To Leer.
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Penis, Tax, Lord.
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To Labia.
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Pennies Taken Liberally.
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People To Loathe.
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Pilfered Thousands, Lord.
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Pillage The Lost.
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Pills, Tranquilizers, Ludes.
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Pinheads To Lummoxes.
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Pivot Thy Loins.
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Pleasing The Libidos.
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Plot To Lust.
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Plunder The Laymen.
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Losers.
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Poke The Lady.
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Poontang Taken Liberally.
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Poor Tammy's Loaded.
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Poverty To Luxury.
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Praise Tammy's Lungs.
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The Libido.
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The Loot.
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To Lust.
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Prayers Too Late.
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Preachers Take Loot.
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Televised Loudly.
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Telling Lies.
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That Lie.
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, Thieves, Liars.
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To Lechers.
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To Leeches.
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Predisposed To Larceny.
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Pretend To Love.
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Pretty Tammy Lies.
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Pretzels To Lobsters.
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Price The Lord.
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Prison Term Likely.
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Long.
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Privy To Larceny.
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Profit, Then Loss.
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Promise Them Lies.
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Prone To Lust.
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Propositional Temporal Logic.
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Pry The Loot.
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Pursue The Ladies.
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Pussy Tastes Lovely.
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Russia:
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Rape Until She Screams In Agony.
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Saab:
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Send Another Auto Back.
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Stupid Arrogant Asshole Babies.
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Such An Arrogant Bastard.
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Swedish Auto Always Broken.
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s Are Best.
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Shoot to kill:
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Seriously High-strung On-road Off-road Totally Torn On
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Keeping Incandescent Lasers Lighted.
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SPSF (Southern Pacific Santa Fe railroad [never merged]):
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Shouldn't Paint So Fast.
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ST:
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Senseless Turbidity.
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Silly Toy.
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Sixteen Thirtytwo.
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Slow Technology.
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Thing.
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Still Trying.
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Stupid Terminal.
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Superior Technology.
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Toyota:
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Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto.
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UCI (Univ. of Calif. Irvine):
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Under Construction Indefinitely.
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UP (railroad):
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Union (like onion) Pathetic.
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USC (Univ. of Southern Calif.):
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University of Spoiled Children.
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VW:
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Virtually Worthless.
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Slambo (not affiliated with Rambo | Why would anyone want to listen
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or Yambo or anyone else whose name | to a puny little undergrad CS
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ends in "...bo") | major in the first place?
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