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From --
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<The Restaurant at the End of the Universe 609/921-1994 10 Megs/1200/2400>
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How to spot a REAL surfer
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Written by The Phantom Account
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-written by a surfer-
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First of all, I am a surfer and hang out
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at the beach all the tyme! I have a FOX
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WATER WEAPON and a QUICK SILVER surf
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board.
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Real surfers are at the beach every day
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they can get there.
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Real surfers have girlfriend(s).
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A typical Real surfer favorite line
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is "Lifes a beach".
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Real surfers have surfboards!
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Real surfers, most of them, have
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skate boards or want to get one.
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Usually they are Vision, Madrid,
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Santa Cruz or Valterra, but not
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always.
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Real surfers dont want plublicity. Or
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plublicity of where they surf.
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Real surfers want to travel the world
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and surf ever were there is a swell.
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Real surfers know what a swell is!
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Real surfers have the most recent
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surfing magazine there is.
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Real surfers have wax at all times "
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Mr. Zoggs Sex Wax"
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Real surfers still have the board they
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started with.
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Real surfers love to get buzzed!
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Real surfers watched Fast Times At
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Rigmount High, Back to the Future,
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and Teen Wolf.
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Real surfers dont care if they wipe
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out.
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Real surfers dont have nightmares about
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a giant wave comming up and killing
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them. I did when i first started out.
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Real surfers always wear a Gotcha, Hobie,
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Jimmy'z, JAMS or other name-brand
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surf/skate clothes.
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Real surfers dont care what other
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people think about how they ride waves.
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Real surfers listen to surf music, like
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the Beach Boys, the Surfaris, the
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Ventures and the Belairs.
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If a Real surfer had a guitar, it'd be
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a Fender Stratocaster.
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Real surfers dream about one day
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catching that perfect wave out there.
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Real surfers dont >only< live on the
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west coast or any coast. But most of
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them do.
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Well i enjoyed writting this and hope
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you enjoyed reading it.
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This has been written for The Bad Boys
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by the leader of the club.
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Call--Powerstaion )(--305-871-1461
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