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- What Leeches Hate About -
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- A E Sysops -
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- written by... -
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- >>CrackMaster<< -
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- call CrackMaster's Fortress AE -
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- 201-946-7265 pw= cm85 10pm-6am -
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- 300b sun-fri, 1200b sat -
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- soon to be 1200 only! -
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-The Fifth Precinct...[502] 245-8270 -
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Uploaded by Richard Lindop/SKG
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OK, this is my first (and maybe last) attempt at writing a text file. This
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one is in the style of AE assholes and Real Pirates Guides except I am taking a
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leech's point of view (last time doing that!). Anyway, on to the file:
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Leeches hate when sysops put up old wares when someone requests them because
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they believe AE's are for them only.
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Leeches call up an AE number at any hour of the day, even if he knows it's
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only up certain hours, just in case the sysop left the computer on.
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Leeches call AE's between the hours of midnight and dawn because that's when
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all sane people are asleep.
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Leeches call AE's at 9:45 if the listing says it goes up at 10:00 because he
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knows that the sysop probably put the computer up already, and that way he gets
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to steal software before anyone else gets on
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Leeches hate it when a sysop leaves a drive open for uploads since they know
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it could be filled with a new ware for them.
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Leeches hate when a sysop has to use a computer for a term paper or something
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because they believe the users come first, sysop second.
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Leeches hate when a sysop asks for their name because they hate
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talking/chatting with fellow humans.
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Leeches hate when a sysop asks them to call back because he's waiting for
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someone to call to upload, because they believe in first come, first served.
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Leeches like when a sysop goes to sleep so he can leech wares without the
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sysop hanging up on him or breaking in to chat.
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Leeches like when another leech posts an ID for a drive because then they can
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get wares without uploading. (Usually the newest wares)
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Leeches, if they somehow upload, never send anything better (or longer) than a
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bad rip-off of COPYA, about 25 sectors long and almost as slow.
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Leeches, if they really feel like uploading something worthwhile, upload a
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game which he knows you've had for at least a month.
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Leeches hate when sysops insult leeches, or write/post/leave up textfiles
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about leeches, because then the truth about them becomes known.
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Leeches hate when textfiles say that leeches have no girlfriends, because in
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fact they love their sister.
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Leeches spell things with many y's in them because it makes it look more like
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the word 'system' (i.e. syster, sytuation, systern, syst, zyts, syt-heads)
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Leeches cant spel.
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Leeches don't eat anything except for pizza, greasy hamburgers, and greasy
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fries.
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Leeches eat that stuff to get more zits (makes them look like computer geeks,
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the all time greatest title a computer user could get)
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Leeches are, or will be very soon, Computer Geeks.
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Leeches steal educational software from their schools.
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Leeches brag about it.
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Leeches find ways to rip off a generic disk from a school, then brag about
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that all day until the comp teacher makes him write a program that will print 'I
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will not steal disks' 1000 times.
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Leeches write a program to do that like this:
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10 ?"I will not steal disks"
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20 ?"I will not steal disks"
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30 ?"I will not steal disks"
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...
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Leeches don't know much about Basic except for the above example
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Leeches (other than the one who wrote the above example) steal that program
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just in case they decide to steal a generic disk.
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Leeches will leech anything with a filename.
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Leeches hate it when a sysop leaves AE numbers posted on the board because:
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a) they have every AE number in existance
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b) it takes up 2 sectors per file
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c) it takes 10 more seconds to display the catalog
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Leeches hate it when sysops lock out the <esc> key because they don't like
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reading the information about the sysem, such as # of drives, what wares are
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new, etc.
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Leeches hate it when a sysop answers voice when the system isn't up, and
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responds with one of the following:
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a) hangs up immediately
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b) hangs up after a few seconds, just in case a carrier appears
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c) asks sysop 'Whats yer newest warezzzzzzzzzzzzzz?' to find out if the
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system is worth calling at all (but will call anyway just in case)
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d) asks the sysop the logical question 'um, is the system up?'
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Leeches hate it when a sysop has 1200 only days because they only have a 300
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baud Networker.
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Leeches who have 1200 baud only have it because downloading takes 1/4 the
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time.
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Leeches who have 1200 hate it when the system goes 300 only or 300/1200 since
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then other leeches take up more time downloading.
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Leeches hate it when a sysop requests a specific upload, because they feel a
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slight pang of guilt for a second because they have it (or just leeched it from
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another AE)
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Leeches take the compleat AE list, then call every number in order until they
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get through to one.
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Leeches download everything, then post an anonymous message asking the sysop
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to put up another ware.
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Leeches post messages like 'I have Ultima VIII and you don't, na-na-na!' or
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'Anybody who would like SuperWare XIX phone my AE at '1-800-rockits' or some
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other obviously fake number.
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Leeches hate when a sysop hangs up on them because they are leeching software
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Leeches who also run AE's A-L-W-A-Y-S leech from the other AE in town, then
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put that ware up, so that the two AE's look exactly alike.
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Leeches who run AE's have dumb-ass welcome messages asking for donations or
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something (like for a 250 meg hard drive or a super delux 300/1200 volks- modem)
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Leeches never read textfiles, only download them, delete credits, and put
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their own name up.
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Well, that's it for now, see you soon in 'part 2' (maybe). please
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leave all credits intact, and call
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CrackMaster's Fortress 201-946-7265 pw=cm85 10pm-6am
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300b sun-fri, 1200b sat
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Well, that's it.
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Call The Works BBS - 1600+ Textfiles! - [914]/238-8195 - 300/1200 - Always Open
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