67 lines
1.2 KiB
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67 lines
1.2 KiB
Plaintext
Funny things that happen in UNIX when you type:
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28% rm God
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rm: God nonexistent
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31% man woman
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No manual entry for woman.
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36% make sense
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Make: Don't know how to make sense. Stop.
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37% sh
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$ drink < bottle
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bottle: cannot open
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$ sleep with me
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bad character
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40% make love
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Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
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41% man: Why did you get a divorce?
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man:: Too many arguments.
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47% man -kisses dog
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dog: Nothing appropriate.
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48% man 'your asshole'
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man: No manual entry for your asshole.
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49% make mistake
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Make: Don't know how to make mistake. Stop.
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50% \(-
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(-: Command not found.
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56% Why don''t you smoke?
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No match.
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And another few:
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Try this at your unix login :
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>
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> % rm meese-ethics
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> rm: meese-ethics nonexistent
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>
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> % "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
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> Unmatched ".
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>
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> % ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
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> Modifier failed.
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>
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> % If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
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> Too many ('s.
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>
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> % ^What is saccharine?
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> Bad substitute.
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>
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> % %blow
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> %blow: No such job.
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>
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> $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
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> no sense in pretending!
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>
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> $ drink <bottle; opener
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> bottle: cannot open
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> opener: not found
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