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!
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The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles !
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Present: !
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Modem Sniglets Volume #1 !
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(Words that should be in the !
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dictionary and aren't) !
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Written by: Raphael -Ninja Turtle
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Proofread By: Leonardo -Ninja Turtle
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SNIGLETS
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METAMORPHOMORON: Anyone who keeps
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changing handles because he always
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gives each one a bad reputation (Right,
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James Bond? (Blast from the past.))
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DIXI-SPIN: A cursor that spins:
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""\-/\-/\-/\-/\-/\-/"
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QUASI-MODEM: A brilliant modemer who
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knows something that he shouldn't and
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if asked will just say:"I had a hunch."
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EX:
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SYSOP:"How did you get my real name?"
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QUASI-MODEM:"I had a hunch"
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300-BAUDUM: The tired feeling you get
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when you wait for files to transfer at
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300 baud (Pronounced baud-um)
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SPELLOMATIC USER: Any user who spells
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for fun and profit. Often enjoys
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correcting other users and sysops
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SISOP: A sysop who, at the first
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threat from a 13 year old brat, will
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close his bbs down... A.K.A. "SYSI-OP"
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SIGH-SOP: Any moron who pronounces
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sysop with a long-I.
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WESTERN UNION: Any bbs full of non
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posters who log on to send mail to
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other non-posters.
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IDIOT-BOX POX: The disease that causes
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one to hang up without leaving a
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message on an answering machine
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NOCTERMINAL: Somone who calls bbs's at
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around 3am
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AETER: Somone who calls AE's and only
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leaches
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BLEACH-LEECH: Somone who is pale,
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calls himself a larch, and calls bbs's
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GI JOKER: Some respectable modemer
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who makes everyone believe that he is
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not into watching kid-cartoons and
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does.
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GI JERK: A 13-year old brat who
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watches kid-cartoons and admits it
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Parity Parody Party: A bbs party at
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which no one shows.
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KRAP-HEAD: Someone who forgot that
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the letter C exists:
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"K-KOOL", "KORNY", ETC...
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PHOOL: Somone who realizes that using
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ph where a f should go, and vice-versa,
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is 'neat'. in all actuality, it is
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real old-hat, and should not be done
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TERMVESTITE: Any male masquerading as a
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female user on bbs's
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BOZO DELUXE: Any user who incorrectly
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speculates about the identity of
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another or who calls himself:
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"THE THIEF."
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DUNGEONS AND DAMN-IT!: A person who
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only posts things about adventure
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gaming
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NONPOSTUS FREELODUS: The genus and
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species of people who log on, newscan,
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send mail, and leave.
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JOKE: Any bbs that has been up for
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longer than a month, has less than
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50 users, is run off one drive, and
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has a sysop under age 15.
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WASTE OF A DIME: Calling bbs's 100
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times a day to see how many new
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messages have been posted.
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SYSTOP: A system operator that doesn't
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allow anything fun: cursing, etc...
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BAG IT: What you tell someone to do if
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he asks you to download a 12 side
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program.
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BBSAE: A BBSAE is a bbs run by a fellow
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who doesn't realize that people are
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not gonna use the bbs part. they all
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want to use the ae, so he is
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accomplishing the same as an AE
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operator, only he is doing it with
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more effort.
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