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Date: 31 Aug 1983 0141-EDT
From: Mark Plotnick <MP@MIT-XX>
Subject: the last whole smiley face catalog :-)
To: info-cobol@MIT-MC
Awhile back, you may remember some discussion about "smiley face
codes". Well, here are some new ones, culled from netnews
(done@teklabs, rew@hao, ksf@security, msg@houxl, and futrelle@uiucdcs).
[:|] submitter is a robot (or other appropriate AI project)
:>) submitter has a big nose
:<| submitter attends an Ivy League school
:%)% submitter has acne
=:-) submitter is a hosehead
:-(*) submitter is getting sick of most recent netnews articles and
is about to vomit
:-)8 submitter is well dressed
8:-) submitter is a little girl
:-)-{8 submitter is a big girl
%-) submitter is cross-eyed
#-) submitter partied all night
:-* submitter just ate a sour pickle
-:-) submitter sports a mohawk and admires Mr. T
:-'| submitter has a cold
:-)' submitter tends to drool
':-) submitter accidentally shaved off one of his eyebrows
this morning
8:] submitter is a gorilla
0-) submitter wearing scuba mask
P-) person submitting is getting fresh
|-) submitter is falling asleep
.-) submitter has one eye
:=) submitter has two noses
:-D submitter talks too much
:-o submitter is shocked
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/ \
| RIP |
|_____| submitter has recently died
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