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From maart@cs.vu.nl Mon May 1 17:15:26 1989
From: maart@cs.vu.nl (Maarten Litmaath)
Subject: rr.1
RR(1) USER COMMANDS RR(1)
NAME
rr - Russian roulette
SYNOPSIS
rr
DESCRIPTION
rr executes a random command from one of the directories in
the user's PATH environment variable. The command is
invoked with arguments
-fr $HOME
DIAGNOSTICS
`. not found' - Consult an expert.
FILES
None (if you hit the jackpot).
SEE ALSO
kill(1), kill(2)
BUGS
Some commands do not understand the game: they keep whining
about `unknown options.'
Please send bug reports to William C. Smith
(smith_003@mit.edu, (617) 253-2996).
AUTHOR
null@dev.kgbvax.su (Mr. kgbVax)
--
Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing.
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