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RR(1) USER COMMANDS RR(1)
NAME
rr - Russian roulette
SYNOPSIS
rr
DESCRIPTION
rr executes a random command from one of the directories in
the user's PATH environment variable. The command is
invoked with arguments
-fr $HOME
DIAGNOSTICS
`. not found' - Consult an expert.
FILES
None (if you hit the jackpot).
SEE ALSO
kill(1), kill(2)
BUGS
Some commands do not understand the game: they keep whining
about `unknown options.'
Please send bug reports to William C. Smith
(smith_003@mit.edu, (617) 253-2996).
AUTHOR
null@dev.kgbvax.su (Mr. kgbVax)
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