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18 lines
873 B
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My calculator is my shepherd, I shall not want
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It maketh me accurate to ten significant figures, and it
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leadeth me in scientific notation to 99 digits.
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It restoreth my square roots and guideth me along paths of floating
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decimal points for the sake of precision.
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Yea, tho I walk through the valley of surprise quizzes, I will fear no prof,
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for my calculator is there to hearten me.
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It prepareth a log table to comfort me, it prepareth an arc sin for me in the
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presence of my teachers.
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It annoints my homework with correct solutions, my interpolations are over.
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Surely, both precision and accuracy shall follow me all the days of
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my life, and I shall dwell in the house of Texas instruments forever.
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---Dr. Gene Zirkel, Humor Editor
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The MAYTC Journal, Nassau Community College.
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Seen in a DallaSite, a TI publication.
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