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The Programmer's Prayer
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BEGIN
{Main program: Calls procedures for Divine Saving Algorithm}
REPEAT
Our OS, who art in CPU, UNIX be thy name.
Thy programs run, Thy syscalls done,
In kernal as they are in user.
Give us this time-slice our processor allocation,
And forgive us our hacking,
As we forgive those who hack against us.
Lead us not into /dev,
And deliver us from viruses:
For thyne is the /root, the I*SQR(R),
and the up-time.
UNTIL FALSE;
$logout