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| The Leeching Dead! | |
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| -By Apple Core | /
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The story starts out with our pleasant sysop, Weatherman. He's an all around
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dude, who parties every friday night, drinks his Molsen, and has a good time of
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it. He also runs his BBS in the meantime. However, tonite is going to be the
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worst friday of his life.....
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Friday, May 15th, 8:16 p.m. Apple Core (Me) has just signed off of the
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Weatherstation to go on his trip to Ocean City. Soon after I had packed my
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stuff away (Including a Blotto box, 2 6-packs of Coors, and an electric tooth-
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brush), I get a call from Adam Bomb. "Oh, my GOD! Have you heard what
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happened to Weatherstation?!",he yelled. I replied,"No. I just got off 1/2
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hour ago...". "It's been infested with LOSERS! Nooooooo! They're leeching
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all of his wares! I mean EVERYTHING!". I thought for a moment, recollected my
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cool, and thought of possible ways that a loser could've gotten onto WS.
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"Can't think of any POSSIBLE way a leech could've gotten on. Quick, get those
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bombs you made last summer, and call up Rotten Apple! We'll meet at the mall
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in 5 mins."
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Soon, all three of us were at the mall, armed with nuclear power packs and
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lightning rods. If any loser came along, we'd fry it! Two of the crazed
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zombies stalked towards us, and they got dropped, but many more were on their
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way! We used the "How to Hotwire Cars" g-phile to our advantage since we were
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still at the mall. In 15 mins. we were at Weatherman's house, where he had
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already made enough cocktails out of Molsens to make a pretty good size
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inferno. We hit the highway in the same pickup that we hotwired. AB in the
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back made some craters behind us to keep them from following. We heard
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"K-RAD...K00L...AWESUM" in the distance as waves of those brain-damaged demons
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chanted. Quickly,Weatherman blasted his Metallica tape to keep their
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possessive chanting from controlling our minds! Nowhere, no one, and nobody
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was safe from their evil cletches, until...
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We arrived at Emdy Pirates HQ. All of the Emdy's were assembled in a huddled
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mass, wondering what to do. Finally, an idea was heard. "We shall terminate
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every phone line in the U.S. When they realize that there are no more of their
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'K-rad' boards to call, they will eventually die off." Shouts of glory were
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heard as we went on our way to the nearest telephone pole. Rotten Apple
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climbed up the rungs, as I tossed him the Blotto box I had packed away. After
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the setup had been checked he came back down and witnessed the unbelievable
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feat. Sparks flew everywhere as the sky lit up with lightning that singed the
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air with ozone! Bolts struck here and there, cutting those bitches to ribbons!
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For 25 mins. the electricity raged, burning any trace of losers, leechers, and
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the like where they stood. And for 25 mins. the world rejoiced....
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However, what were we to do w/o phone lines ourselves? We only hoped that
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C&P was as reliable as they said they were. In a matter of days, all the lines
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were restored, all the boards had been given a good housecleaning, and there
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were no leeches for once. Ahhh... The sound of a board no longer busy from
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the commies who logon long enough to see the 'Other AE's' list, and then
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logoff. However, I'm sure there are still a FEW more of those assholes left.
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But we'll be ready....
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....Emdy Pirates....
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"Exterminating losers on sight"
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Weatherstation......301/661-9355 1.5 megs
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Terminal Obsession..301/298-0094 GS AE!
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Razor's Edge(CtC)...301/561-6161 20 megs
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Falcon's Lair.......201/330-9104 22 megs
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