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34 lines
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THE ADVENTURES OF MICRO-FARAD AND MILLI-AMP
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One night when his charge was pretty high, Micro-Farad
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decided to seek out a cute coil to let him discharge.
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He picked up Milli-Amp and took her for a ride on his
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Megacycle. They rode across the Wheatstone Bridge, around
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the sine waves, and stopped in the magnetic field by a flowing
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current.
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Micro-Farad, attracted by Milli-Amp's characteristic
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curves, soon had her fully charged and excited her resistance
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to a minimum. He laid her on the ground potential, raised
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her frequency, and lowered her reluctance.
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He pulled out his high voltage probe and inserted it in
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her socket, connecting them in parallel and began short
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circuiting her resistance shunt. Fully excited, Milli-Amp
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mumbled, "OHM-OHM-OHM."
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With his tube operating at a maximum and her field
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vibrating with his current flow, it caused her shunt to
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overheat, and Micro-Farad was rapidly discharged and drained
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off every electron.
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They fluxed all night trying various connections and
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sockets until his magnet had a soft core and lost all of
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its field strength.
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Afterwards, Milli-Amp tried self-induction and damaged
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her solenoids. With his battery fully discharged, Micro-
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Farad was unable to excite his field, so they spent the
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rest of the night reversing polarity and blowing each
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other's fuses.
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THE END
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