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5.0 KiB
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197 lines
5.0 KiB
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From spaf@cs.purdue.edu Wed Jul 5 01:04:30 1989
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From: Allen Akin <allen@decwrl.dec.com>
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Subject: Warranty Card (in case you missed it)
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AIRCRAFT-SPACE SYSTEMS-MISSILES
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Important! Important!
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Please fill out and mail this card within 10 days of purchase
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Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In
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order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to
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fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey
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questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop
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new products that best meet your needs and desires.
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1. _Mr. _Mrs. _Ms. _Miss _Lt. _Gen. _Comrade _Classified _Other
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First Name____________________Initial____Last Name_________________________
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Latitude________________________Longitude__________________________________
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Altitude________________________Password, Code Name, Etc.__________________
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2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?
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_F-14 Tomcat _F-15 Eagle _F-16 Falcon _F-19A Stealth _Classified
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3. Date of purchase: Month___________Day___________Year____________
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4. Serial Number____________________
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5. Please check where this product was purchased:
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_Received as Gift/Aid Package
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_Catalog Showroom
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_Sleazy Arms Broker
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_Mail Order
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_Discount Store
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_Government Surplus
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_Classified
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6. Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas product you
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have just purchased:
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_Heard loud noise, looked up
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_Store Display
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_Espionage
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_Recommended by friend/relative/ally
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_Political lobbying by Manufacturer
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_Was attacked by one
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7. Please check the three (3) factors which most influenced your
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decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product:
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_Style/Appearance
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_Kickback/Bribe
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_Recommended by salesperson
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_Speed/Maneuverability
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_Comfort/Convenience
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_McDonnell Douglas Reputation
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_Advanced Weapons Systems
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_Price/Value
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_Back-Room Politics
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_Negative experience opposing one in combat
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8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used:
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_North America
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_Central/South America
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_Aircraft Carrier
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_Europe
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_Middle East
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_Africa
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_Asia/Far East
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_Misc. Third-World Countries
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_Classified
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9. Please check the products that you currently own, or intend to purchase
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in the near future:
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Product Own Intend to purchase
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Color TV
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VCR
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ICBM
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Killer Satellite
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CD Player
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Air-to-Air Missiles
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Space Shuttle
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Home Computer
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Nuclear Weapon
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10. How would you describe yourself or your organization? Check all
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that apply:
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_Communist/Socialist
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_Terrorist
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_Crazed (Islamic)
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_Crazed (Other)
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_Neutral
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_Democratic
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_Dictatorship
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_Corrupt (Latin American)
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_Corrupt (Other)
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_Primitive/Tribal
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11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product?
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_Cash
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_Suitcases of Cocaine
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_Oil Revenues
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_Deficit Spending
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_Personal Check
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_Credit Card
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_Ransom Money
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_Traveler's Check
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12. Occupation You Your Spouse
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Homemaker
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Sales/Marketing
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Revolutionary
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Clerical
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Mercenary
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Tyrant
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Middle Management
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Eccentric Billionaire
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Defense Minister/General
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Retired
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Student
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13. To help us understand our Customers' lifestyles, please indicate
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the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy
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participating on a regular basis:
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Activity/Interest You Your Spouse
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Golf
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Boating/Sailing
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Sabotage
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Running/Jogging
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Propaganda/Disinformation
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Destabilizing/Overthrow
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Default on Loans
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Gardening
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Crafts
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Black Market/Smuggling
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Collectibles/Collections
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Watching Sports on TV
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Wines
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Interrogation/Torture
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Household Pets
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Crushing Rebellions
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Espionage/Reconnaissance
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Fashion Clothing
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Border Disputes
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Mutually Assured Destruction
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Thanks for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your
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answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell
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Douglas serve you better in the future -- as well as allowing you to
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receive mailings and special offers from other companies, governments,
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extremist groups, and mysterious consortia.
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Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes? Please write to:
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McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION
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Marketing Department
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Military Aerospace Division
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P.O. Box 800
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St. Louis, MO 55500
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