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/-<------------------------------------------------------------->-\
| |
| K-K00L D00DS PART III |
| Written and compiled by Radioactive Snail |
| Original credits to The Edge |
| |
\-<------------------------------------------------------------->-/
| Featuring REALtime character mode |
| Idea by Radioactive Snail [F] Few rights reserved |
| Notice : You have three lines of spaces to turn your control |
| show off (This will not screw up your computer) |
Its CTRL-Q then "A" if you are stupid ...
Okay, oh, this must be viewed with AE to make it work with REALtime ...
____________________________________________________
We will begin our story with Lynol Leech Jr. this time, Lynol is just in the
process of booting his computer : Added footnote : leeches seldom have auto -
start ROM, so they boot and start in machine language ...
APPLE ][
*3D0G
]BRUN AE
(TIME PASSES)
ASCII EXPRESS "PRO"
VERSION 2.0
SOUTHWESTERN DATA SYSTEMS
AE : READY
->DIAL : 692-1213
AE : DIALING : 692-1213
AE : WAITING TO CONNECT
AE : CONNECT
ENTRY : BLEAH
(>DIRECTORY
DISK VOLUME 254
*A 004 HELLO
B 139 AE
S 003 LUNA.MAC
T 004 AE.HELLO
*T 003 * ABOUT PAGERS *
T 001 KINGS QUEST II ON VOL.13
T 001 /F/RADIOACTIVE SNAIL
T 001 WHO JUST KILLED KATHY HAM
T 001 ON PARALLAX
T 004 TO SYSOP
B 106 DAS BOOT<106>/F/U 234
53 SECTORS (23K) AVALIABLE
(>LOG DRIVE :
CURRENT : S6 D2 V0
RETURN/NEW : S7 D1 V13
DISK VOLUME 013
*B 134 KING'S QUEST [S1]<134>
B 331 KING'S QUEST [S2]<331>
B 129 KING'S QUEST [S3]<129>
*B 095 KING'S QUEST [S4]<122>
T 001 KING/F/RADIOACTIVE SNAIL
T 001 THIS IS K.K. II ROMANCING
T 001 THE THRONE
T 001 ~12IIII~~I
0 SECTORS (0K) AVALIABLE
(>SEND : KING'S QUEST [S1]<134>
294 BLOCKS
+>FILENAME? KING'S QUEST [S1]<134>
READY TO RECIVE
FILETYPE 04
BLOCK_<#01>
AE : ABORTED
SYSOP BREAKING IN FOR CHAT ...
Sorry but that is not dl-able for now (reserved for Jo-nas) call back ...
WHY?
he wants it.
GIVE IT TO ME FIRST!
no way.
(Ed note : Lynol is being very brave for a leech at this point, but he finally
gives up, wets his pants, and disconnects ...)
AE : H)ANG UP
->
[click - powerswitch, another leech foiled, but the job is only half done,
ONLY YOU can prevent leeches, and keep them off the boards ... think
about it for awhile, are YOU a leech? If so follow instruction in
K-K00L D00DS vol.1 by the edge ... a public service message from your
local Quiet Riot guild ...]
Oh, and the board Lynol called was the >Grunt< AE, but that was not necessarly
the sysop talking in chat (it wasnt him because he probably would have thought
it was me and hung up ... I like to bother him ...) and the number is
>Grunt< AE : (214) 692-1213
10 Meg Sider!
Ed note : If anyone wants to write a vol.IV go ahead, if you (are stupid) and
dont know how I did that REALtime thing, I just put allot of CTRL-X 's wherever
I wanted a pause ... if CTRL-X futzed your computer and melts your disk drive,
well I suppose I have to say I'm sorry (hehe) ... later,
Radioactive Snail ...
~ <--- Snail ...
(realtime character mode removed in this version for Normal Leeching)