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223 lines
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PANSY'S HOMEMADE
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MAINFRAME.(C) 1978 IN ASSOCIATION WITH
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BIGGLES WALLER BORGSTIEN JR. HIT C/R
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TYPE '/H' FOR HELP
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/S H
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LIST OF CMDS:
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/H,/U,/T,/O,/P,/I,/A,
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?
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PLEASE LOGIN:H151SX
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LOOK, DORK, IT'S REAL EASY, TYPE 'LOGIN'
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NOW LET'S TRY AGAIN:LOGIN
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/ID=H151SX
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THIS IS THE LAST TIME, DAMMIT! THE SUPER SECRET /ID IS'BORG'FOR CHRISSAKE!
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TRY AGAIN, AND MAKE THIS COUNT.
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/ID=BORG
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B
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O
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R
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G
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NEXT TIME, JUST TYPE 'BORG' RIGHT AWAY
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IT HAS BEEN A LONG, ROUGH DAY AND YOU ARE DRIVING HOME. SUDDENLY YOU HIT
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ARIS! <<BOOM>> OUCH OH WELL. HERE YOU ARE DRIVING HOME. BUT WHO IS THIS DRIV-
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ING IN FRONT OF YOU?? THE GUY WHO HITS THE GAS AT EVERY RED LIGHT? OH NO, YOU
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ARE DRIVING RIGHT BEHIND...
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->>>>MR. COPY<<<<-
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(WELCOME TO UTOPIA)
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TODAY IS THE DAY BEFORE TOMMOROW. YOU HAVE BEEN ON THIS SYSTEM INT (RND (1) *
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100) + 10) TIMES BEFORE!
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THERE IS NO MAIL FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!
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OOPS...
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?SYNTAX ERROR
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]
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]
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]RUN UTOPIA
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IT HAS BEEN A LONG, ROUGH DAY AND YOU ARE EATING DINNER. AS YOU LOOK INTO
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YOUR DOUBLE DOUBLE CHEEZE CHEEZE BURGER BURGER PLEASE YOU SEE A WORM! THE WORM
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SAYS "QUIZI PUT ME HERE AND SAID TO TELL YOU...
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"WELCOME TO UTOPIA!!"
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YOU THEN BITE THE WORM'S HEAD OFF AND DECIDE TO LOG ON...
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!U/T-O\P!I/A
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SYSOPS AT LARGE:LORD CHAOS,NILONIEL I, CON MAN, MASTED BLACK,PIRATE'S SHADOW,
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MARK TABAS, AND MAYBE EVEN YOU [ENTER YOUR FULL NAME] ]>SLIPPED DISK CHECKING...
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[PASSWORD(NEW)_->______
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VERIFYING YOUR PASSWORD,PLEASE WAIT...
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[/\-LAST 4 DIGITS OF NUMBER-/\]
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------> 914-278-9414
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WELCOME BACK,SLIPPED DISK
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FULL KEYBOARD FUNCTIONS ARE NOW ENABLED
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EXTRA IGNORED
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SO MARVIN REALLY SUCKS
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I GUESS THAT'S LIFE....
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HMMMM, WHERE DO I BEGIN, OK...THIS IS NILONIEL I SPEAKING IN BEHALF OF THE
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KINGPINS OF BORG, AND FOR ALL YOU OLD-TIMERS(IE THE COOL PEOPLE WHO SURVIVED
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AND CAN REMEMBER THE GOOD 'OL DAYS), THERE SEEMS TO BE A FLUXUATION TO REVIV E
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WHAT WOULD BE CALLED A UTOPIA II.... AS YOU REMEMBER, THIS BOARD WAS RUN BY ONE
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CALLED LORD ENIGMA SOMEWHERE IN VAST REGIONS OF THE 577 EXCHANGE, AND FOR A
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WHILE THERE HAD BEEN PEACE. BUT WITH BOTH BOARDS CO-EXISTING IN UNISION .
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HOWEVER, UTOPIA II STARTED A LITTLE IN THE NEG. DIRECTION SINCE THE SYSOP
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DIDN'T HAVE THAT MUCH TIME FOR THE BOARD, AND EVERYONE'S FAVORITE GEEKS STARTED
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TO INFEST THE BEAUTIFUL CONFINES OF UTOPIA....THUS, THE SYSOP FELT IT BEST TO
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TAKE DOWN THE BOARD ALL-TOGETHER, AND LEAVE THE USERLOG TO ONE LORD CHAOS,
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INSTEAD OF HAVING HIM DFX IT TO HIM EVERY SATURDAY.... (WHICH WAS ALWAYS A PAIN
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EVEN FOR THE CO-SYSOPS.....YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES..) BUT NOW THAT OTHER PREVIOUSLY
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COMPUTER-DEFUNCT SYSOP IS STIRRING AGAIN TO REVIVE UTOPIA II, AND IT IS UP TO
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US, THE CO-SYSOPS AND USERS OF UTOPIA, TO DECIDE WHAT TO DO. I REMIND YOU THAT
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LORD CHAOS CAN NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS, AND THIS IS OUR MATTER ALONE.
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THUS, WE HAVE DECIDED TO PUT IN THE VOTE OPTION ONCE AGAIN(ONCE GEEK OF THE
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WEEK), TO PRESS THIS BURNING QUESTION AMID THE USERS. THIS PARADISO OF OURS HAS
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BEEN RUNNING SMOOTHLY OVER THE LAST COUPLE OF MONTHS(I SOUND LIKE THE OUTPOST...
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SORRY), AND MY PERSONAL VOTE IS TO HAVE IT REMAIN SOLO.....I THINK THAT IT HAS
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BEEN RUNNING MUCH BETTER PRIVATE W/O GEEKS, AND IF WE BRING IT TO TWO BOARDS
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THAT IT WILL GET OUT OF HAND. THE OTHER BOARD SIMPLY WOULDN'T SEEM LIKE HOME
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ANYMORE, GOSH DARNIT.....SO THE COUNSEL OF KINGPINS SHALL MEET, AND ALONG WITH
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THIS VOTE, SHALL DETERMINE THE OUTCOME OF THIS DILEMMA. I THANK YOU FOR YOUR
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TIME, ENCOURAGE YOU TO LEAVE COMMENTS VIA EMAIL TO ANY CO-SYSOP(OR JUST POST
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YOUR OPINIONS), AND URGE YOU TO VOTE (E. LATER...
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NILONIEL I ALONG WITH THE KINGPINS OF BORG
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*-> BORG BULLETIN <-*
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BULLETIN FROM: MR. COPY
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DATE POSTED: JAN 5
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FINALLY UP! AFTER 6 MONTHS OF WAITING!
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THE ENCHANTED TOILET
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SEVERAL SUB BOARDS
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PLENTY OF FILES
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AND SOME KICK ASS MODS TO GO ALONG WITH
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IT ALL!!
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DON'T DELAY!!! CALL NOW!!!
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312-674-8697
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LAST USER--->DOCTOR ELECTRIC
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LAST USER WHO DIDN'T POST
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::::::-->DOCTOR ELECTRIC
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NO MAIL...
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U T O P I A: 312<->858<->4806
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S F O N : (B) BUG LORD CHAOS
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E G F S F V: (C) SUMMON LORD CHAOS
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R E : T O D: (E) MSG. SERVICE
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T : .: (F) FEEDBACK TO L.C.
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M : A O I: (G) G:FILES(DOWN)
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S M : N N: (H) HELP!
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G O : M F: (K) KEY BORED MODE
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R : S C O: (N) NEW PROMPT
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: E : G . :: (R) REMOVE MSG.
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: : : B :: (S) SCAN/READ
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: $ : : . :: (V) GEEK OF THE WEEK
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: $ : : : :: (W) WELCOME MSG.
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:::::::::::: (X) X-PERT USER MODE
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(Y) YOUR STATUS (*) BD. MENU
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(Z) RE-LOG (!) CHANGE BACKSPACE
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(#) CHANGE 1ST BORDERLINE
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(%) CHANGE 2ND BORDERLINE
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=*=()=*=)(=*=()=*=)(=*=()=*=)(=*=()=*=)
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NOT VALIDATED YET.. CALL BACK LATER
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SO MARVIN REALLY SUCKS
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TIME TO GO ALREADY? LET ME GET YOUR COAT. ON YOUR WAY OUT YOU SEE THE SYSTEM
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ADDRESS:
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WE DON'T
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HAVE ONE
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YOU TURD
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THIS IS NOT THE GREEK INN, BUT PETROS SAYS "HI" ANYWAY.
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YOU WERE CALLER NUMBER INT( RND( 1) * 10000) +500 : PRINT : PRINT
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?CAN'T CONTINUE ERROR
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]
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]
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]WHAT?
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?SYNTAX ERROR
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]CATALOG
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DISK VOLUME 69
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* 774-2035 GREEK INN
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* 465-4225 GLUE BALL
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441-6957 OUTPOST
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677-7140 SOUTH POLE
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]DELETE OUTPOST
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]DELETE SOUTH POLE
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]DELETE UTOPIA
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FILE LOCKED
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]UNLOCK UTOPIA
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]DELETE UTOPIA
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?YOU MUST BE KIDDING
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]DELETE UTOPIA
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OOPS!!!! BYE...
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REMEMBER.............BORG
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YOU WERE CALLER #9144
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[CALL SLIPPED DISK........914-278-9414]
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CANDY AND TIGER SAY GOODBYE!!!
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SO MARVIN REALLY SUCKS
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UTOPIA: (C) 1984 THE KINGPINS OF BORG
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VERSION 4.6 SIGNING OFF...BYE
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