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`/ HAHAHA! /`
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`/ /`
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`/ Hackers(?) /`
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`/ /`
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`/ Mr. Curious /`
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`/ /`
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Well, here we are again, another, yet Truthful file about the REAL
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Loosers in the Telecomunications world. I had so many replies from the last
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one I made about anarchists it was kind of hard to skip up the chance to write
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this one real quick. Buut, first before I go on, let me answer some Questions
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from some of those Looser anarchists (I dont think that word deserves to be
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capitolized, do you?).
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Comment: Mr. C you think our Files are SO sloppy and long, why dont you take a
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look at yours! Thats the worst Ive ever seen.
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Answer: Well hell asshole, why do I want to take the time to write a long ass
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file on you guys while everyone already knows the truth. I just made it because
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well you are assholes. I doubt one of you has gotten past Egging a house, much
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less breaking into one and raping some lady who's husband is gone.
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Comment: Hey Mr. C grow up, look around you, Pirating is dead! You fool, why
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dont you get where the real action is?
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Answer: Who wants to hang around with loosers like you? I say, you guys are the
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very ones who stay in the house writing about shit you do, but in fact, prob-
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bably would do such a thing cus mommy and daddy wont let you out of the house
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at night, specially with all those Drugs and stuff going around.
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Commant: Ya Fuckin Asshole! We'll find out who you are and where you live, we
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know you aint using your real alias. We will kick your ass. Give us your Fone
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number chicken shit!!!!
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Reply: Hmmm. Well what in fact do you call a real Alias? Hell I just got mine
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fromn David Letterman. I dont know about you but my alias is fake, I mean you
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dont know some dude actually Chestor the Molester do you? (Wouldnt doubt it,
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probably your only sexual outlet).
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[ Well hey this is just an example of some shit I got off a few AE's I uploaded
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this to. I dont know who the who the hell left them, but you can count on it
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that it was one of those 300+ Metal Comm. and Neon Knights (hell no telling who
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is really in one of those groups or not, I doubt they know thereselves). ]
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On with the File!
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Hackers: Hmmm well to start out with Im going to show you some stat-
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istics: 1% out of a 100% are real Hackers, Where this 1% is I sure as hell dont
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know. These guys are the ones who use to be the Might Emporers of BBS's, and
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long since have been faded out. Why might you ask? Well Loosers of course,
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yes, there everywhere Ill admit, but you have to ignore them. But well, this
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was the downfall of these Mighty Emporers of long ago. Looser took up the bus-
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iness of Hackers, and have gave it such a bad rep its pitiful! I wonder when
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theyll ever figure out that Hacking has died, and they themselves are sitting
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there looking like fools. I dont know why it is but it is, maybe one day they
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will find out this hard cold fact. Hacking is dead. I think I just figured it
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out, the 1% of those hakcers are the ones who still keep conferencing alive
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today, and well as you know, this 1% of Hackers are the great people called
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Phreaks. These guys are probably the last survivers of the Hacking world, and
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if any 'so called' Hackers deserve and credit, these are the guys who we owe a
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lot to. For if it werent for them finding out how to make the FREE Long Dis-
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stant calls, nothing as is would be like it is today.
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'So called' Hackers: An overview.
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Are generally Fat Ass's. Sit around on there computer all day Trying their best
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to do one of the following:
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a> Crashing a BBS, trying all sorts of shit you wouldnt beleive. The old 9E99,
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waiting till 3am when the SysOp is asleep and trying to fill up a 20Mb BBS by
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posting on all the boards, filling up mail, and uploading all the Text he has,
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and the list can go on and on.
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b> Scaring a SysOp by sending him threats in the mail and then paging him at
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1am to tell him that he is going to crash the BBS, or take his phone line down,
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and still, the list goes on and on.
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c> Watching his so called cool Scanner or any other device which involved
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things such as Auto Phreakers, and some dumb ass CompuServe Hacker run all day
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and all night. And not taking his eye off the screen, just sitting there.
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Usually waiting for a frined to come over and as the Mr. Scanner does its job,
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Mr. Hacker is running his mouth about his Cool self, and what his Cool self
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can do.
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d> Spreading rumours like the following: 'Hey guys, Phreak Man is a Fed, watch
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it.' or 'Phreak Man was busted calling the Pentagon and setting off a missle in
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Canada' or 'Dont call Underground Hack Palce, their line is being traced.' And
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the list goes on and on and on.
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e> Prank calling other people like other Hackers, A fine girl at his school
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who doesnt know he exists, or other persons. He usually threatens the Hackers
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or BBS person and tells them to stop whatever or he'll blow there phone and
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modem up by way of the Phone (Bullshit!). But with the girl he usually Toss's
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off while he ask her to talk to him dirty.
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..and there are many other activities a Hacker does, the point is, Hackers do
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not have time to leave the house, they have to keep up with their daily
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activities and the only time they get out of the house is for school, of course
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they must please mommy and daddy and keep their grade perfecto. And you might
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be saying to yourself, 'Why are you calling Hackers Fat, how do you know?'
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Well if they must keep up their so called 'Hacker Activities' they must eat,
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so they eat at the computer all day and well since they never go outside for
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exercise , they gain weight.
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Most so called Hackers never get anything over 300 baud.
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Hackers cry if they make anything below a 99 average on their report card.
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Hackers must be in the such and such group, and when they're accepted that
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groups is the so called 'Best'!
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Hackers collect all the Hacking Text they can get! They must, thats what makes
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them Hacker after they study the file until they memeorize it and start brag-
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ging that they Hacked on the system.
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Hackers get off using 3 syllable words such a Vax, Dex, and others. Why hell,
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thats part of the Hacker Vocabulary.
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Hackers get off on making Text themselves, then adding there group name and the
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person(s) whom helped him make that file (usually a made up person, either that
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he has never talked to the guy, ex: Lex Luthor) then 200 BBS numbers to call,
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and then the three syllable system that the Hacker is writing about, how to use
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the system, some commands, then the assholes forgets to add the numbers on
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there. Duh!
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Hackers are usually in 1 group. Gets made at them. Gets into another. They
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get made at him. Gets kicked out. So on and so on until he finalyl decides to
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make his own group, which usually consists of 3 members, never gets off the
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ground, then dies away.
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If the group lives, they make Text Files, Millions of them together. Then, they
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have their Elite BBS, Consisting of a Apple //, 4 Drives, 300 bps!!! And wo!
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They are the greatest. And hey, if its a Nexus, see how many posts they have,
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2, 3? Hmmm loooks like some heavy shit being posted on there.
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Hackers Ultimate Goal: To get in the Legend of Doom! Of course.
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Mr. Hacker:
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Age:8-18(over?) Weight: 200+ Height: (Varies with Age and weight) Sex: M
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Over all Appearnce: Fat Ass, usually Dark Haired (also sometimes greased back,
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and almost always hasnt been washed in months), Zit Faced,
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Braces, Chili-Bowl Haircut, and Top-of-the-Line Hand-me-
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Downs (possibly other clothing from Such good Priced stores
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like K-Mart, Thrift Town, etc.), Glasses (usually).
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_______________________________________________________________________________
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Hardware: Commdore, Atari, Trash 80 (sometimes, get this, an Apple!). 1 Diso
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Drive. 1 Super Zoom 110/300 bps Modem. Joystick.
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Well more I said last time, more could be added, but it isnt worth it
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when most of us already know. Well hey, any comments call Stalag 13 [214]-
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253-8921 pw: STALAG, or, this time, I will be available on RoverMac from
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5:00-:30 and would like to chat with you there, [214] 461-2500. Anyways,
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writing a Text isnt to fun, so this will be my last one, please, if you have
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any ideas for another take this file and add them. But, well, hope you enjoyed
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, and learned something from these 2 Cheap Text. hehehe. End of the Line.
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This has been a Mr. C Production...
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O Yea! Forgot, cant forget this one:
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A Looser Hacker is produced by, well you guessed it, War Games the Movie!
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And of course, a Hackers Idole: David Lightman, and I know you guessed, where
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that name popped up from.
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