57 lines
2.4 KiB
Plaintext
57 lines
2.4 KiB
Plaintext
How A Hacker Choses His Clothing
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|Are there | No | Are there | "What's a | Are there clothes | No | Buy |
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|clothes in|---->|clothes in | hamper?" | strewn in random |---->| more |
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|dresser? | |the hamper?|----------->|piles on the floor?| |clothes|
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| Yes | Yes | Yes
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| Take whatever |
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| is on top |
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| Is |---------->| Perform | "Ohmigosh" | Spray |
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| it | Not sure | smell |------------>| with |
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| clean? |---------->| test | | deodorant |
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| Yes | "Not bad"
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|For underwear:| "Which ones are |Will they| "I may get |Place item on|
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|Are there many| for my legs?" | be | arrested." | dirty pile; |
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| holes? |----------------->| visible?|------------->| start over |
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| No | No
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| Is it | Yes | Do you | Yes |But would you rather have a tick on|
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|wrinkled?|----->|really care?|----->| your eyeball than iron a shirt? |
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| No | No | Yes
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| Does |----------------->| Is it | No | Seek the|
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| it | "Does it what?" | dark |---->|advice of|
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| match? |----------------->| out? | | a female|
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| Yes | Yes
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| Put on |
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| clothes! |
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