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The Twelve Year Old's Guide To Computing
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(1) Vocabulary
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Dude - Sir, Madame, Friend
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Baud - X-rated software (i.e. "Like my new baud, Partygirls (dude)?")
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- Also can refer to the speed of one's modem (i.e. "My 300 baud
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modem does 1 million baud with this neat new prog I got!")
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BPS - Not known to the average 12 year old hacker - just use baud
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Warez - Pirated software (i.e. "Yo! Dude, got any new warez?")
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L8R - Later
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Yo! - Pardon me
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Pyr8 - Pirate (one who steals software but figures it's O.K.)
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Rad - The very best (i.e. "Yo! Dude! Got any rad warez?")
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Leech/Leach - One who takes your warez and gives you something in
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return you don't like
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Kid - No one above the age of 12 uses a computer!
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Hacker - Anyone who has the passwords to the principals computer
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War - Yelling at some other kid that your school is better than theirs
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Commie - Commodore 64 (the only REAL computer)
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K00L - Interesting, the best, I flunked spelling and think that
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the key after the "9" is a "O"
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IBM - Dad uses one to run Lotus 1-2-3
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(2) A typical conversation between two 12 year olds
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Scene : One 12 year old logs into the BBS of another 12 year old. He is
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looking for new games. The name of the BBS is "Guns N Roses" and requires
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that users use passwords.
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welcome to guns n roses bbs.no leaching.hit w for warez i want from you.
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no fbi or cia.
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LOGIN : CAPTAIN CRASH <- CAPS LOCK is always pressed
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PASSWORD : MOMSUCKS
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validated.r u a pyr8?if no logout geek.l8r
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GNR> W
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==WAREZ LIST==
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all users must ul me a new -no more than 2 hours old- warez every login.
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here are warez im looking for
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partygirls (neat baud)
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karate hampsters from the planet skaterock
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porno macs
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expensive term
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skate dudes
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disc craker
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the login password to lincun junior highz gradz computR
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mci,atNt,sprint long distnc numberz
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anything new
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here are some of the new warez i got
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if you are fbi or cia, go have sex with my mom
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french pervert comix
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skate or eat liver
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wressl or die with hulk rogan
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the flintstones skateboard with rock disk
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GNR> ?
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GUNS AND ROSES BBS
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==================
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(W)arez (D)ownload
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(U)pload (U)sers
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(K)00L stuff (B)ases
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(L)8R (C)hat with sisop
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GNR> D
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no dude.you leeched me.if you dont give me good warez,ill come to your
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house and make you have sex with my mom.
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GNR> U
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FILE TO SEND> commieterm
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TYPE (P,S,U)> P
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PROTOCOL (Punter, Xmodem)> P
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SEND...
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:::ERROR:::
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SYSOP CHAT AT 12:17AM
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yo dude.this is van halen.if you dont give me any K00L software im going
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come to your house and kastr8 you.and i know when you live.
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SORRY. WHAT SOFTWARE DO YOU WANT???
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read the warez list,butt wipe.and none of this pd stuff.
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I DON'T HAVE ANY PIRATE SOFTWARE.
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if u r fbi then im gunna break your neck.
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OK. L8R
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CHAT ENDED
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GNR> B
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Message Bases
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(W)ar
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(N)ew warez
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(S)ex
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(K)wit
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GNR-B> S
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MESSAGE #21 (girl sex) from user #8 (Skate Rat)
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i have sex everee ten minutes,you jerks.all of you suck and im the
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best.i have sex with 22 gerls at a tym.
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GNR-B> W
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MESSAGE #91 (oh yeah) from user #12 (Master Pirate)
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and not only that, your mother is having sex with me father...
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GNR-B> K
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GNR> L
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---
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That's the end of part #1. For more pieces, call CompuTron BBS. No
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offense to twelve year olds. Guide made by Frank Rolly (SYSOP).
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Please send this text file around.
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