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Article 2583 of rec.humor.funny:
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Path: samba!concert!gatech!emory!ogicse!usenet.ee.pdx.edu!fastrac.llnl.gov!lll-winken.llnl.gov!looking!funny-request
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From: Mark.Maimone@a.gp.cs.cmu.edu
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Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
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Subject: "For Everything...."
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Keywords: smirk, usenet, original
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Message-ID: <S515.5177@looking.on.ca>
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Date: 10 Mar 93 08:25:01 GMT
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Article-I.D.: looking.S515.5177
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Lines: 40
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Approved: funny@clarinet.com
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TRN, TRN, TRN
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or FOR EVERYTHING THERE IS A NEWSGROUP
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For everything, trn, trn, trn
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There is a newsgroup, trn, trn, trn
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And a thread for every subject under heaven
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A thread to be born, a thread to die
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A thread for excess, a thread for control-X
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A thread to kill, a thread to read
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A thread for a laugh, a thread for a weep
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A thread to follow up, a thread to fork off
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A thread to advance, a thread to scoff
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A thread to cast away .sigs
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A thread to gather .sigs together
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A thread of love, a thread of hate
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A thread of flames, a thread of peace
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A thread you may encode
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A thread to refrain from encoding
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A newsgroup to gain, a newsgroup to lose
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A thread neverending, a thread anew
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A thread you love, a thread you hate
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A time to unsubscribe, I swear it's not too late
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Many thanks to the lyrics WAIS server (cs.uwp.edu) for
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the original, sung by Judy Collins on her Third Album!!
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Selected by Maddi Hausmann. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@clarinet.com
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Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply.
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Selected by Maddi Hausmann. MAIL your joke (jokes ONLY) to funny@clarinet.com.
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This newsgroup is sponsored by ClariNet Communications Corp. The "executive
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moderator" is Brad Templeton.
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