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45 lines
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THIS IS A FLAME
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Dear
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[ ] asshole [ ] fag [X] ignorant snot [ ] prick
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[ ] nerd [ ] Elvis [ ] lonely masturbator [ ] computer geek
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[ ] retard [ ] sycophant [ ] Samuel Stoddard
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You are being flamed because
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[ ] you continued a boring useless stupid thread
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[ ] you repeatedly posted to the same thread that you just posted to
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[X] you posted a "test"
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[ ] you used vi and left a whole bunch of editing garbage
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on the screen
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[ ] you posted a request for an article which was posted three times
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in the past week
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[ ] you claimed to have the original GGBJ
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[ ] you posted some sort of religious crap that doesn't belong in this
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group
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[ ] you posted an article that was not funny, unoriginal and very
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boring
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[ ] your mother dresses you funny
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To recant, you must
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[X] actually post a humorous article
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[ ] give up all your worldly possessions and become a Tibetan monk
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[ ] hang yourself by the big toe for 72 hours
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[X] abstain from sex for a month (shouldn't be too hard for you)
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[ ] shave your head, paint a target on it, and go to Iraq
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[ ] give your MP (Congressman in U.S.A., I guess) a donation of three
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hemp plants to decorate his office
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[ ] become politically correct and demand that manholes be renamed to
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peroffspringopenings
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[ ] cut your balls (or breasts, if you're a woman) off
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[ ] _________________________________________________
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Thank you for the time you have taken to read this, and please detest from
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the offending behaviour that led to this flame.
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