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Article 1200 of misc.misc:
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From: tneff@dasys1.UUCP (Tom Neff)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,misc.misc
Subject: Re: These 8-) (Let's see yours)
Message-ID: <5028@dasys1.UUCP>
Date: 17 Jun 88 16:27:37 GMT
References: <656@inuxm.UUCP> <2389@mipos3.intel.com>
Reply-To: tneff@dasys1.UUCP (Tom Neff)
Organization: Independent Users Guild
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My favorite is the Picasso Face: %\v
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Tom Neff UUCP: ...!cmcl2!phri!dasys1!tneff
"None of your toys CIS: 76556,2536 MCI: TNEFF
will function..." GEnie: TOMNEFF BIX: are you kidding?
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From: slambo@hope.UUCP (Sean Lamb)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,misc.misc
Subject: Re: These 8-) (Let's see yours)
Message-ID: <308@ucrmath.UUCP>
Date: 17 Jun 88 17:13:49 GMT
References: <656@inuxm.UUCP>
Sender: news@ucrmath.UUCP
Reply-To: slambo@hope.UUCP (Sean Lamb)
Organization: University of California, Riverside
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In article <656@inuxm.UUCP> micl23@inuxm.UUCP (W E Miller) writes:
>
>It's interesting to see the different little smiley faces that people
>insert into their articles. Here are some:
>
> :-) :-] 8^) :v0 :vO :vo ;-) ;-] 8') 8`) 8`o 8`O :-} X-(
>
> 8>) 8~}
P-) (etc.) eyepatch over left eye
B-) (etc.) glasses
b-) (etc.) eyepatch over right eye
R-) (etc.) wink with galsses
S-) (etc.) crooked or broken glasses
C-) (etc.) squinting cyclops
p-) (etc.) monocle
B-| (etc.) straight face (used with any eye combination)
Q-) (etc.) winking cyclops
O-) (etc.) cyclops
L-) (etc.) funky hairdo
T-) (etc.) funky glasses
E-) (etc.) wide eyes
H-) (etc.) cross-eyed
Note: there are lots and lots more of these, just vary the first
character to change the eyes, the second for the nose, and the third for the
mouth.
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Slambo (not affiliated with Rambo | Why would anyone want to listen
or Yambo or anyone else whose name | to a puny little undergrad CS
ends in "...bo") | major in the first place?
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From: skh@hpclskh.HP.COM
Newsgroups: misc.misc
Subject: Re: These 8-) (Let's see yours)
Message-ID: <1130002@hpclskh.HP.COM>
Date: 16 Jun 88 18:31:50 GMT
References: <656@inuxm.UUCP>
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[:-) smiley with headphones
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From: kleiner@bu-tyng.bu.edu (ken kleiner)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,misc.misc
Subject: Re: These 8-) (Let's see yours)
Message-ID: <1584@bu-tyng.bu.edu>
Date: 17 Jun 88 19:30:04 GMT
References: <656@inuxm.UUCP>
Reply-To: kleiner@bu-tyng.UUCP (Ken Kleiner)
Organization: Boston University, Tyngsboro MA
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Hi,
Here is a c ompilation of faces I got off of the net last year..
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Ever get one of these along with one of your messages? In case you
were in doubt to what they meant, here's their explanations.
:-) humorous
:-( be prepared for trouble
(:-) messages dealing with bicycle helmets
<:-) dumb questions
oo somebody's head-lights are on messages
O>-<|= messages of interest to women
o>8<|= messages about interesting women
;-) wink ( take this message with a grain of salt)
|-( late night messages
:^) messages teasing people about their noses
:-{#} messages teasing people about their braces
- @= messages about nuclear war
Thanks to Don Hopkins of Roosevelt H.S. for inventing these..
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...And here are a few more by M. Raccah (ZSMOSH@WEIZMANN) and
Y. Pecht (CVPECHT@WEIZMANN)...
More faces and funny messages!!
(:-# Message concerning something that shouldnt have been said...
(:-$ Message indicating person is ill...
(:-& Message indicating person is angry...
(:-* Kiss...
(:+) Message concerning a big nose...
(:=) Message concerning people with TWO noses (???)
(:-\ Message indicating person is VERY sad...
(:^( message concerning people with broken noses
(:<) message concerning blabber mouths
:-(=) message about people with big teeth.
&:-) message from a person with curly hair
@:-) message from a person with wavy hair
?-( about people with a black eye.
*:* message about fuzzy things
*:** message about fuzzy people with a fuzzy mustache
%-) message about people with broken glasses
+<:-| message from a monk/nun...
{0-) message from cyclops...
(:-D message cocerning another blabber mouth...
(:-|K- formal message.
B-) message from Batman !!!
=0== - message about mexican on a railroad!
=t== - message about mexican run over by train.
@%&$%&$\&*@%$#@ - you know what that means...
---...--- - S.O.S
Designed, Planned and otherwise electricuted by
The Gracious M. Raccah and Venerable Y. Pecht
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...And these were provided to us from M. Sipper (5874613@TECHUNIX)
<{:-)} message in a bottle...
<:-)<<| message from a space rocket...
(:-... heart-breaking message...
>|-> message from China...
<<<<(:-) message from a hat sales-man...
(O--< a fishy message...
(8-) message from a person wearing glasses...
(:>-< message from a thief: hands up!
<I==I) a message on four wheels
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The following were added by Zohar Gillai.
(zohar@mugeneral, zohar@mcgill1.bitnet)
[:-] a message concerning a square head.
(:-{~ a message from a person with a beard.
{} a 'no comment' message.
O-S-< a message from a person in a hurry.
O-Z-< a message from a person in a big hurry.
O-&-< a message from a person which is doing nothing.
O-G-< a message concerning oneself.
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"Attack of The Mad Axeman"... (Micheal Schenker)
decvax-----\
elrond-----------bu-tyng!kleiner
ulowell----/
Ken Kleiner
Boston University's Tyngsboro Campus (Computer Center)
72 Tyng Road, Tyngsboro, MA 01879 (617) 649-9731
GO RED SOX!!!!
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From: micl23@inuxm.UUCP (W E Miller)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,misc.misc
Subject: These 8-) (Let's see yours)
Message-ID: <656@inuxm.UUCP>
Date: 13 Jun 88 19:58:31 GMT
Organization: AT&T Consumer Products, Indianapolis
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It's interesting to see the different little smiley faces that people
insert into their articles. Here are some:
:-) :-] 8^) :v0 :vO :vo ;-) ;-] 8') 8`) 8`o 8`O :-} X-(
8>) 8~}
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