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From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988
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From: brickman@cme-durer.ARPA.UUCP (Jonathan E. Brickman)
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Subject: Useful command
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Keywords: original, chuckle, sexual
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Date: 11 Aug 88 03:30:05 GMT
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Organization: The National Bureau of Standards
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SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6)
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NAME
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sex - have sex
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SYNOPSIS
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sex [ options ] ... [ username ] ...
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DESCRIPTION
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_\010s_\010e_\010x allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-
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fied in the command line. If no users are specified, they
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are taken from the LOVERS environment variable. Options to
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make things more interesting are as follows:
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-1 masturbate
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-a external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option
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-b buggery
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-B<animal>
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bestiality with <animal>
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-c chocolate sauce option
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-C chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)
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-d<file>
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get a date with the features described in <file>
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-e exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)
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-f foreplay option
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-F nasal sex with plants
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-i coitus interruptus (messy!)
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-j jacuzzi option (California sites only)
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-l leather option
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-m masochism (see -s)
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-M triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option
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-n necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
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kills it)
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-o oral option
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-O parallel access (orgy)
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-p debug option (proposition only)
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-P pedophilia (must specify a child process)
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Printed 2/15/87 2/15/87 1
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SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6)
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-q quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)
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-s sadism (target must set -m)
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-S sundae option
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-v voyeurism (surveys the entire net)
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-w whipped cream option
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-W whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)
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ENVIRONMENT
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LOVERS
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is a list of default partners which will be used if
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none are specified in the command line. If any are
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specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.
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FILES
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/usr/lib/sex/animals animals for bestiality
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/usr/lib/sex/blackbook possible dates
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/usr/lib/sex/sundaes sundae recipes
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/usr/lib/sex/s&m sado-masochistic equipment
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BUGS
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^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.
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^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.
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MAN AUTHOR
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Author prefers to be anonymous.
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HISTORY
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Oldest program ever.
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