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10 Date: Mar 18/86 Time: 5:22 Pm
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Subject: having disc drive problems?
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From: JASON HARLOW
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There are many ways to get rid of any problems you may have with your disc
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drive. Here are a few:
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- Throw it off a cliff
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- Hit it with a sledgehammer
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- Send it up in the Space Shuttle
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- Insert dynamite in drive 1
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- Run it over with a bus
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- Feed it a can of Cherry Pepsi daily
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- Put it in front of a herd of stampeding buffalo
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- Put it in a barrel and send over Niagra falls
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- Send it in the mail to the looney bin
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- Stick it in the oven at 500 degrees for 10 minutes, or until it is well
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done
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- Rub it with a dead fish and feed it to your dog
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- Send it to "Time Magazine" and have them give it away with your next paid
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subscription
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- Feed it Starkist tuna
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- Make it eat at McDonalds 43 times in
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a month
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