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Gotta pass this on...
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TOP TEN REASONS TO DATE AN ENGINEER:
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10. The World Does Revolve Around Us ... We Pick the Coordinate System
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9. Find Out What Those Other Buttons on Your Calculator Do
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8. We Know How to Handle "Stress" and "Strain" in Relationships
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7. Parents Will Approve
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6. Help with Your Math Homework
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5. Can Calculate Head Pressure
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4. Looks Good on a Resume
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3. Free Body Diagrams
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2. High Starting Salary
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1. Lifetime supply of "Dilbert" calendars
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TOP TEN REASONS _NOT_ TO DATE AN ENGINEER:
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10. T-Shirt and Jeans Are Formal Dress
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9. Considers "Posting to the Internet" a Social Life
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8. Flames Like a Monster, Speaks Like a Pussy Cat
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7. Works from 6:30am to 7:30pm Daily, No Morning Kisses, and No
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Evening Walks
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6. No Matter How Hard You Cry and How Loud You Yell, Just Sits
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There Calmly Discussing Your Emotion in Terms of Mathematical Logic
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5. Listens to Everything from Bach to Prince, Hates Classic Rock.
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4. Twinkie and a Jolt 6-Pack Is a Seven Course Meal
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3. Talks in Acronyms (TIA)
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2. Can't Leave that Damn Pencil Off Ear for One Minute
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1. Will File for Divorce If You Call in the Middle of Debugging
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their C code
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Human Being: n. A complex mechanism used to convert coffee into urine.
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