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177 lines
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Asshoes have never touched a girl in
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their life.
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Assholes think 'control characters' are
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police in a movie.
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Assholes live in towns with the
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population thats under 500.
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Assholes wear 'parachute pants'.
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Assholes dont play sports.
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Assholes have never used an Illegal
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substance in their life.
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Assholes use handles that are over 3
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words long.
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Assholes have daisy wheel printers.
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Assholes dont have a phone next to
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their computer.
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Assholes use their real name instead
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of a handle.
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Assholes have hours on their systems.
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Assholes don't own their computer.
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Assholes pay to get their modem
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installed.
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Assholes like Tina Turner, New Edition,
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Cindy Lapur, Prince, Madonna, and The
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Pointer Sisters.
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Assholes are Assholes.....
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Assholes Do not know what phreaking is
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or asks anyone whether they are or not.
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Assholes think that CP/M mean Afternoon
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in Central standard time.
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Assholes do not notch there disks
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because they are afraid they will notch
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into the disk.
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Assholes have Anti-Static mats under
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their chairs so they wont blow out
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their computer with a static surge.
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Assholes try to use Zoom Graphics or
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Print Shop on a Daisy Wheel Printer.
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Assholes wear pens and pencils behind
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their ears.
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Assholes wear the converse high tops
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that are 15 diffrent colors.
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Assholes do not know the word "Levis".
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Assholes wear NIKE shirts all the time
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Assholes leave hundreds of bitch
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messages on a BBS if the sysop doesn't
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have the ware he wants, even if it is
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older than what is up.
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Assholes also spend three hours leaving
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posts bitching at the sysop, when the
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sysop can boot Copy 2+ and delete them
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in a second.
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Assholes spend almost all their time
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either at the computer or the library.
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Assholes think that the guy who cracked
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Pac-Man must be a genious.
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Assholes are listening to Culture Club
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or Michael Jackson while they are
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reading this file, or even touching the
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computer.
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Assholes have speakerphones.
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Assholes hang up when the sysop wants
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to go voice because there voice is
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still real high.
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Assholes like to go to church.
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Assholes help their Moms food shop
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because they want to.
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Assholes write files that have to do
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with 100 ways to eat grapefruit, and
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like it.
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Assholes's moms make their lunch for
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them, and drive them to school when it
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is only 4 blocks away.
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Asshole's parents voted for Walter
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Mondale,and still believe what he says.
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Assholes get anything they want from
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their parents when they ask for it.
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Assholes Don't know what carding is.
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Assholes live in trailer parks.
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Assholes stay at the dinner table after
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they are done eating because they like
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talking to their parents about school.
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Assholes call single drive BBS's.
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Assholes should have never been born
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to begin with.
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(so Mark Anthony poof)
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Assholes run boards with the word
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"hack" in their title. when the dick
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running the board knows only what he
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learned from watching wargames
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Assholes change their title every week.
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Assholes usually get their computer
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from an older brother or for chirstmas
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Where do they come from is a very very
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good question. From my experence, they
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appearently came from Christmas, kids
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who got modems for a present. These
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kids (sometimes over 20 years old) do
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not know anything about what they just
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recieved, and immeadiatly call
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compuserve with their free password
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that came with the modem. Once on
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Compuserve, they go to help 75 times to
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find out what they are doing. After
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getting tired of calling compuserve for
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17 days straight, they come accross a
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BBS number. Which is usually a board
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like The TAP Connection or one that is
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PD and sucks.
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Another file downloaded from: NIRVANAnet(tm)
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& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Jeff Hunter 510-935-5845
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Rat Head Ratsnatcher 510-524-3649
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Burn This Flag Zardoz 408-363-9766
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realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 415-567-7043
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Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 415-583-4102
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Specializing in conversations, obscure information, high explosives,
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arcane knowledge, political extremism, diversive sexuality,
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insane speculation, and wild rumours. ALL-TEXT BBS SYSTEMS.
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Full access for first-time callers. We don't want to know who you are,
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where you live, or what your phone number is. We are not Big Brother.
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"Raw Data for Raw Nerves"
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