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€ Call-of-the-Day: Mac is essential cabin equipment; see ya fridge!
Edited by Jeff Mosqueda, Staff Writer
The following Call-of-the-Day was submitted by Apple Assurance agent Russ
Swindell in Tempe, Arizona:
After answering the phone in my usual manner I was halted by the high pitched
squelch on the line. I repeated the greeting hoping that this was a dead line or
something. But the caller responded in a faint Texan voice:
€ Caller: Hello? € Agent: Yes, what type of computer are you calling about? €
Caller: Yeah, bud, I have a Quadra 605 and we are all in a cabin with inverted
power. Can ya here it? Well, how much voltage and power do I need to start this
thing up?
I read him the electrical specs for his machine. (100 volts)
€ Caller: Oh wow, I've got 98 volts right now. (And I hear him muffle the phone
as he yells) Honey! Yank that 'fridge!
After a moment, the squelching stops and I hear the Quadra start-up chime.
€ Caller: Yee-Haw!!! Honey, we got Links Pro! (turning back to the phone)
Thanks partner. <click>