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45 lines
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CHRISTMAS POEM:
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"I CAN HELP THE NEXT PERSON AT THIS REGISTER, PLEASE!"
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The mysteries of parallel parking,
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Afternoon of a failed species.
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Exhibit desires. See where it gets you. Hot-wired whole hog
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Top down cruisin' on-the-fly choosin'
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The right job for the tool. We don't work for ourselves,
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We work for the economy. Feel it up just right
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And generate some heat. And for the super-species
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Of the late twentieth century: call him Mall-Man,
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Watch him spend, he buffets the crowd with enormous shoulders
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And pointy elbows, bench presses thrice his weight
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In home electronics, lets the poor line up at the ATMs
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Then makes them wait behind him at the check-out
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While his plastic thrashes the mainframe,
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So huge is his credit limit. No limits, no worries,
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Never put off till Wednesday what you can put off till Thursday,
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But this jerk has to be rung up now. Wrung out. Money is a verb.
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Form follows funk. Something has to live in the suburbs.
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For what good it does we feed it goods.
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Tuesday December 11, 1990 8:12 pm
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David Fox
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Another file downloaded from: The NIRVANAnet(tm) Seven
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& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Taipan Enigma 510/935-5845
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Burn This Flag Zardoz 408/363-9766
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realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510/527-1662
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Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 801/278-2699
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The New Dork Sublime Biffnix 415/864-DORK
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The Shrine Rif Raf 206/794-6674
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Planet Mirth Simon Jester 510/786-6560
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"Raw Data for Raw Nerves"
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