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45 lines
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Ahhem. Sung to the tune of Rudolph the Red Nose Hatedeer.
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Ruldolf the Red Nose Hatedeer, had a very shinny nose.
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And if you ever saw it,
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Ruldolf would hose you with twin ouzies into your brain. And laugh with
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blood soaked teeth as he ate your head
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All of the other Hatedeer, would laugh and call Ruldoph names.
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They wouldn't let poor Ruldoph, play any of their lame Hatedeer games.
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Then one foggy Christmas eve, Santa came to say, Ruldoph with your
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radioactive nose so bright, won't you power my sleigh tonight.
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Ruldoph the Red Nose Hatedeer lunged and killed Santa with glee,
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misinterpreting Santas wording, he got off legally.
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All of the other Hatedeer, tried to flee with their lives.
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None of them ever lived, to see Christmas night.
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Ruldoph the Red Nosed Hatedeer, went into combat training.
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He learned all about small weapon combat, poisns, and nuclear devices,
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and is ready to start world war three.
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Ruldoph the Red Nosed Hatedeer, bought nuclear arms from
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Russia; these he got easily.
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He has the knowhow to arm them, and will if provoked
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violently...
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Ruldoph the Red Nosed Hatedeer, has a very Radioactive nose. If you
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ever saw it, you're a radioactive corpse already. You don't have a goddamned
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chance. You're as good as dead. He'll follow you, waiting for you to stagger
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and fall, vomitting blood and peeling off flakes of skin, scratching them off
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as you try to itch burning muscles. Geesus... He's got guns... He has fucking
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guns... He's out there waiting... Waiting!!! He'll get you... He'll get YOU!!!
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Run, damnit! RUN! Hide in the fucking sewers.. He can't get you there... He'll
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try... First with chemical weapons, and then with fucking nukes... He knows how
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to use them, goddamnit!!! Stop laughing.. I'm goddamned serious!!! We can take
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'em if we act now!!! REALLY!!! But we have to hurry, before Christmas... It's
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all part of his goddamned plan... He's going to destroy civilization and
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replace it with fucking hatedeer anarchy!!! Something has to be done... Don't
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you understand!!! DON'T YOU!!!
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Ackkk. Ack. Ack. Ack..... Ackkkk......... Fuck.... It's the
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radiation..... He's around here.... Got to.... got to..... ack....
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