103 lines
5.7 KiB
Plaintext
103 lines
5.7 KiB
Plaintext
|
|
|
|
So you wanna be a HACKER huh? <Bwahahaha!> It's a state-of-MIND!
|
|
..you can induce it - but only if you are willing to drive yourself
|
|
mad enough! Go read and practice until you have mastered at least
|
|
Assembly language and Intermediate Level Electronics! Without this
|
|
foundation you'll be just another little geek, who might know the magic
|
|
words to the spell but dosent understand what he's doing! So RTFM!
|
|
..so what does that mean? Read The Fucking Manual! You will be sooo
|
|
amazed at how easy most things are if you just try to read the manual
|
|
first! The truth is: Most people cant read. Or they read poorly if
|
|
they read at all. So if you can't really read...STOP RIGHT HERE. GO
|
|
learn to read first. If you can't read at a minimum 12th Grade level
|
|
you cant be a hacker. Reading is the basic skill you must have to do
|
|
EVERYTHING BEYOND THIS POINT.
|
|
|
|
Tell your friends you cant party...you're busy. Spend at least 4
|
|
hours a day at your new-found fascination...or decide right here
|
|
and now that you cant cut it! If you CAN, get a copy of MINIX or
|
|
LINUX...start learning about OPERATING SYSTEMS. Then start your
|
|
1st real hack...try building a computer-controlled, DTMF dialer
|
|
card for your cheap PC...write the code to use it with, make it
|
|
a TSR to keep life interesting...now port it to MINIX or whatever
|
|
...better yet, port it as an IOCTL call at kernel level! You keep
|
|
reading...
|
|
|
|
Now you're ready to take on something more complex - go to the
|
|
Library, start a literature search; topic: Telephone Technologies.
|
|
RTFM! Learm about the ancient cross-bar, the Pre-ESS systems, the
|
|
fab MFTSS, the TELEX boxes and circuits...keep reading...buy up
|
|
an older, cheap (like under $50) cellular phone...by this time
|
|
you should already have a subscription to 'Nuts & Volts" as well
|
|
as a few other grassroots technology pubs....buy a copy of the
|
|
"Cellular Hacker's Bible"....start by doing something simple..
|
|
..disassemble and re-write the phone`s control ROM to allow it
|
|
to function as an 800MHZ scanner...hopefully you've assembled
|
|
a large array of tools and test gear by now. You've got a good
|
|
dual-trace scope, some pc-based PROM burner, a signal generator,
|
|
a logic probe or two, maybe even a microprocessor-emulator for
|
|
the 5051, the Z80, the 68010 or something....you may have been
|
|
dragged into some fields-afar by life - incorporate them: If
|
|
somebody drasgged you into SCUBA, build your own sonar. If you
|
|
have gotten interested in amateur radio, you can build a lot
|
|
of swell stuff...I recommend you checkout Packet's AX25A level2
|
|
protocol...very slick stuff! If your bud's are all into motors,
|
|
take a whak at doing your own Performance PROMS for GM's F.I. and
|
|
spark advance curves...or try adapting some Volkswagen/BOSCHE
|
|
Kjetronics F.I. to a Harley Davidson!..maybe you're into music
|
|
so you buy a synthesizer and learn all about electronic music,
|
|
you start hacking analog modules and build a nicer synth than you
|
|
could buy! Then you interface it to a MIDI port on a cheap 286AT
|
|
and then hack up some sequencer software, or buy some and then
|
|
disassemble it to fix all the bugs! You keep reading...
|
|
|
|
By now most of your friends are also "far into the pudding", you
|
|
have either gained 50 lbs or gone totally skinny...your skin tone
|
|
is 2 shades lighter from being indoors so long...most of the opposite
|
|
sex is either totally freaked by or with you - they either dig you,
|
|
or they dont!...you're probably knocking on the door of what will
|
|
be a $60K+/yr job as a systems analyst...and you are well-aware that
|
|
90% of the people in this world can't talk their way out of a badly
|
|
cooked steak at the local eatery, let alone install a new motherboard
|
|
in their PC! So you pick up some extra cash on doing shit like that
|
|
for the straights...you keep reading, and RTFM'ing higher and higher,
|
|
learning about networks...the VCR breaks down and your SO bitches
|
|
about having to wait till monday to have it fixed...you fix it in
|
|
about 40 minutes....the next day the clothes dryer starts to make
|
|
squeeking noises like a 50' mouse, you've never fixed one before -
|
|
but somehow it's not that difficult to open the bastard up and find
|
|
the squeek and fix it...and suddenly it dawns on you that hacking
|
|
code or hardware is pretty much the same! You keep reading...
|
|
|
|
Congrats, you are now a real hacker. Absolutly nothing but a lack of
|
|
time (or in some cases money) can stop you. You are a true Technologic
|
|
Philosopher...you can function in places a mere Engineer or Scientist
|
|
would truly FEAR TO TREAD! You can read better than Evelyn Wood, you
|
|
have a collection of tools that would make a Master Machinist and a
|
|
Prototype EE or ME cry. You can calculate series and parallel resonant
|
|
circuits in your head. You can fix any consumer appliance - if you can
|
|
get the parts. Your car has either become one of your main hacks or
|
|
you'ver deligated the job to a mechanic who you have found to be a
|
|
fellow hacker; and you work on his homebrew 68010 unix box...because
|
|
you've got a 68010 emulator and he works on your car because that's
|
|
the kind he specializes in! Maybe you trade services with people
|
|
for 50% of what ordinary people have to BUY WITH CASH!...you keep
|
|
reading...
|
|
|
|
(this is the stage where the author now finds himself...16 years
|
|
into a career at a Fortune 5 company and age 42...still reading...
|
|
your mileage may vary! <-((that's my code too! I co-wrote VEEP,
|
|
(vehicle-economy-emissions-program, a complete auto-simulator,
|
|
written in Fortran-5 for the Univac 1108 system using punch-cards!)
|
|
for the Ford Foundation and the DOT while at JPL in 1973)) )
|
|
|
|
|
|
-Avatar-> (aka: Erik K. Sorgatz) KB6LUY +----------------------------+
|
|
TTI(es@soldev.tti.com)or: sorgatz@avatar.tti.com *Government produces NOTHING!*
|
|
3100 Ocean Park Blvd. Santa Monica, CA 90405 +----------------------------+
|
|
(OPINIONS EXPRESSED DO NOT REFLECT THE VIEWS OF CITICORP OR ITS MANAGEMENT!)
|
|
|
|
.
|
|
|